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[urbanoid]

[Panzermann]

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When I was in the USA I looked up at the full moon one night. An american came by and asked, why I was looking at the moon and I answered that we did not have something like this in Europe.

[Ivanhoe]

When I was in the USA I looked up at the full moon one night. An american came by and asked, why I was looking at the moon and I answered that we did not have something like this in Europe.

Only a lunatic would say something like that.

[Ivanhoe]

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Completely wrong. The aliens did NOT build the cathedrals, they only financed them.

[Panzermann]

 

When I was in the USA I looked up at the full moon one night. An american came by and asked, why I was looking at the moon and I answered that we did not have something like this in Europe.

Only a lunatic would say something like that.

 

 

Good one.

[Stargrunt6]

 

When I was in the USA I looked up at the full moon one night. An american came by and asked, why I was looking at the moon and I answered that we did not have something like this in Europe.

Only a lunatic would say something like that.

[Ssnake]

 

[Mr King]

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[Mr King]

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[BansheeOne]

Funny advertizing and other images by one Arthur Mebius.

 

 

 

 

 

This one apparently is for automatic high-beams - "always the correct lighting":

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Ssnake]

https://youtu.be/IABRgZH12YA

[RETAC21]

Freddy would be proud...

[urbanoid]

[Mr King]

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[Ivanhoe]

https://babylonbee.com/news/melania-trump-criticized-for-decorating-white-house-with-skulls-of-her-enemies

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Melania Trump is causing controversy yet again, this time for decorating the White House with the skulls of her decapitated enemies.

 

While past first ladies have decorated the White House with traditional Christmas wreaths, trees, holly, and lights, Trump opted to mount the heads of her slain foes throughout the executive residence "as a warning."

 

"Did she go too far?" one pundit on CNN pondered. "I gotta say, these heads don't exactly say 'peace' and 'love' like a good, old-fashioned wreath would, you know?"

 

Speaking to reporters, the First Lady commented, "The skulls bring out the festive joy of the holiday season in our decor. We're reminded to treasure what we have when we see the skulls of our conquered foes every time we walk through these sacred halls."

[Mr King]

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[Adam Peter]

MbS design

 

[urbanoid]

[Panzermann]

Mrs. Puff fought for the vietcong before opening her driving school in Bikini Bottom?

 

 

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MbS design

 

 

Quick, send Professor Langdon to investigate the mosques built by bin-Salman!

[Mr King]

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[urbanoid]

 

"Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds."
-John Moses Browning (probably)

[Panzermann]

That is cetianly the vioew that the "muh forty-five" crowd has.

 

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So Ben Shapiro is a short, fat, annyoing, whiny, emo brat?

[Mr King]

Ben is the ring bearer

 

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, Canadian scientists found
Traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that
Their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.

Not to be outdone by their neighbours, in the weeks that followed, an American
Archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story published in the New York Times:
"American archaeologists, finding traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their
Ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the Canadians".
One week later, the British authorities reported the following:
"After digging as deep as 30 feet in North Yorkshire, Jack Arkwright, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely f*** all.
Jack has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, Britain had already gone wireless."
Just makes you bloody proud to be British, don't it!

[Panzermann]

What do you call a blind German?

 

 

A Notzee!

 

 

 

 

[Ivanhoe]

That's a matter of opinion;

 

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