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Hans Strelow

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  1. Thank you Stuart. Where do I find all old stuff? Like posts from 10 years or more ago. Cheers Hans
  2. Thank you for the kind words. I'm back after being blocked for years. It might take some time before I catch up. Cheers Hans
  3. Mille merci! I'm having problems with digital camera so I'll probably avoid beeing arrested for spying Cheers Hans
  4. So exactly where and when do I report Sir? Cheers Hans
  5. The RIGHT Hans reporting Sir! I'll surely be there - do you have more details? Cheers Hans
  6. 11E, What's standing in Arlon - a M10 or a M36? Cheers Hans
  7. Bojan, do you know where in Germany? Cheers Hans
  8. Yep, one nice museum it is. They have apart from lots of other stuff a Hetzer. For you that missed the link: http://www.nat-military-museum.lu/ Actually we do have (had) another monument tank. I think it is an M 47 outside the APS site in Bettembourg. I saw it from a distance a year or so ago - but I think the US army is closing down the site. Cheers Hans
  9. HA! We do have one in Luxembourg as well! In Diekirch Cheers Hans
  10. http://www.softlab.ece.ntua.gr/~sivann/pub...op-soapbox4.swf About forwarding e-mails Cheers Hans
  11. One day, a man walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth. "Eighty dollars," the dentist says. "That's a ridiculous amount," the man says. "Isn't there a cheaper way?" "Well," the dentist says, "if you don't use an aesthetic, I can knock the price down to $60." Looking annoyed the man says, "That's still too expensive!" "Okay," says the dentist. "If I save on anesthesia and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers, I can knock the price down to $20." "Nope," moans the man, "it's still too much." "Well," says the dentist, scratching his head, "if I let one of my students do it, I suppose I can knock the price down to $10." "Marvelous," says the man, "book my wife for next Tuesday!"
  12. I wonder why I thought about tanknetters when I saw this --- A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Basra when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist/insurgent, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men,the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened. The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was that heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife scumbag, and he yelled back that Senator Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left-wing liberal drunken murderer." So I yelled "Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean spirited woman!", and he retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well so does Hillary Clinton!" "And, there we were, standing in the middle of the road, shaking hands,when a truck hit us."
  13. Conan I know about, he could do the job - but Conan Obrien (I saw the post about the lookalike ) Cheers Hans
  14. Am I the only one fearing a hostile Finnish takeover - so many Finns lately But OTOH there are to many yanks and rednecks around here Cheers Hans
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