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:P I am such a nerd.

 

Bergil, Celebrian, Cirdan, Elendil, Erestor, Finarfin, Haldir, Minalcar, Narvi, Orophin

 

are all Tolkien names. The rest I don't recognize from Tolkien, so assume they are probably drug names.

 

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Soren

 

The marketing departments must be filled with old hippies that just shake Tolkien syllables to make new names for drugs.

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And now you know why the world speaks English :D

Well, it would work in English, too, up to the point of the Rhubarb Barbara bar barbarian beard barber beer bar's owner being named Bärbel, which is just a German nickname for "Barbara" again. :D

whilst true, the spaces make all the difference.
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After being married for 50 years, a man took a careful look at his wife and said, “Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junky car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But every night, I got to sleep with a hot 23-year-old girl.
Now, we have a $750,000 home, a $65,000 car, a nice big bed and an 80-inch flat screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 73-year-old saggy woman. It seems to me that you’re not holding up your side of things.”

After a moment of pause, the wife replied, “Why don’t you go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and I will make sure that you would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.”

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