CT96 Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toysoldier Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 A bus ran over a Catholic man in Iowa City. The gravely injured man kept calling out to the gathering crowd to get him a priest. No one came forward and no one knew how to respond (Lutheran country!). Finally, a little old Jewish man stepped in and said, "I'm not a priest but I live next to a Catholic church and every night I overhear their services. I can remember most of it. I will try to comfort this poor man". He knelt down, leaned over the man and in a solemn voice said, B4.... I 19 ...... N 38... G 54.... O 72...best joke i have read this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunday Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 A bus ran over a Catholic man in Iowa City. The gravely injured man kept calling out to the gathering crowd to get him a priest. No one came forward and no one knew how to respond (Lutheran country!). Finally, a little old Jewish man stepped in and said, "I'm not a priest but I live next to a Catholic church and every night I overhear their services. I can remember most of it. I will try to comfort this poor man". He knelt down, leaned over the man and in a solemn voice said, B4.... I 19 ...... N 38... G 54.... O 72...best joke i have read this year. I do not get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erwinl Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 Look at what the five letters spell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr King Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urbanoid Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 Sweden yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikel2 Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mnm Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 I'm not buying into a couple of NorK fizzle-pops being enough to cauterize that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunday Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr King Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivanhoe Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CT96 Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 make it stop: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr King Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr King Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blunt Eversmoke Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 West Germans got in on it too Incredible... HE fit into a tank hatch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr King Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzermann Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 what bored out employees do to pass time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DB Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 This has to be a joke, right?https://www.amazon.co.uk/Chambong-Glassware-Rapid-Champagne-Consumption/dp/B00XV5VXSO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzermann Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 for the next Xmas party Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toysoldier Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 This has to be a joke, right?https://www.amazon.co.uk/Chambong-Glassware-Rapid-Champagne-Consumption/dp/B00XV5VXSO Its a frigging drunk rape kit, and i am not one of those femiwhiners Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzermann Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 (edited) This has to be a joke, right?https://www.amazon.co.uk/Chambong-Glassware-Rapid-Champagne-Consumption/dp/B00XV5VXSO Its a frigging drunk rape kit, and i am not one of those femiwhiners the kids infusing beer with bongs are older now and want more style for their alcohol habits. Edited August 19, 2017 by Panzermann Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Peter Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 "Happy Birthday to You" redesigned: https://www.facebook.com/ClassicFM/videos/10155800305154260/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gregory Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mnm Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 I have aesophagal spasms once in a while but I don't think it will do me any good, at most it will make my aesophagus stiffer which is the the opposite of what I want. That tat must belong to a doctor, it reflects his concern in their well being. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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