Ssnake Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 Ah. Evoking memories of Arizona Junior. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiloMorai Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 So I rear ended a car this morning. It was the beginning of a really bad day. A dwarf got out and came walking back towards me and he was really pissed off."I am not happy!" he says to me.I looked down at him and said, "Which one are you, then?"That's when the fight started. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 So I rear ended a car this morning. It was the beginning of a really bad day. A dwarf got out and came walking back towards me and he was really pissed off."I am not happy!" he says to me.I looked down at him and said, "Which one are you, then?"That's when the fight started. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiloMorai Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 At the National Art Gallery in Dublin, a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three black men totally naked, sitting on a bench.Two of the figures had black penises, but the one in the middle had a pink penis. The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his personal assessment.He went on for over half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African Americans in a predominately white patriarchal society . "In fact", he pointed out, "some serious critics believe that the pink penis also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society".After the curator left, an Irishman approached the couple and said, "Would you like to know what the painting is really about?""Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery", asked the couple?"Because I am the artist, who painted the picture", he replied, "In fact, there are no African Americans depicted at all.They're just three Irish coal miners. The guy in the middle went home for lunch" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sunday Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 (edited) Actually, the name of that ape, the only albino gorilla known, was "Copito de nieve", name that could be translated as "Little Snowflake". Edited June 19, 2019 by sunday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzermann Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 Errors are Red Bluescreens are blue I think I deleted System32 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Martin M Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 lol Post 6752 2 minutesPost 6754 1 millesecond Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Panzermann Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 Hello, my name is Philipp with double-P. Hello, my name is Anna with double-D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ssnake Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 I like her already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urbanoid Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 I like her already.Depends, big tits don't count if she's fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ssnake Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Thank you for ruining Anna for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stargrunt6 Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 âhttps://youtu.be/TrRSR6_SYTE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ivanhoe Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 Very short convict escapes custody, posts selfie, gets roasted; https://cheezburger.com/8120069/runaway-suspect-gets-roasted-by-all-the-short-jokes-in-the-comments-section commenters lit him up like an Iraqi tank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Panzermann Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Why does President Trump not need glasses? Because he has 2020. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bd1 Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 free healthcare means you can´t convince the doctor you need medical attentionpaid healthcare means you can´t convince the doctor that you don´t need medical attention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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