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I think that is #17 on the list of people who Democrats say are better qualified than old white men to pose questions to women about Brett Kavanaugh. B)

 

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The husband had just finished reading a new book titled, "You Can Be The Man Of Your House."

He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law.
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.
After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want.
Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me a robe.
Then, you will massage my feet and hands.
Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair ?"

The wife replied, "The funeral director would be my first guess."

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The caption reads: "Joyful meeting of producer and end consumer" To the left, President Evo Morales of Bolivia, to the right, soccer star Diego Maradona, renown cocaine user.

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While walking home one evening I came upon a man standing at the edge of a bridge, about to jump. “Wait!” I yelled, and ran over to see what was the matter.

“It’s this country,” he lamented. “It’s falling into ruin and there’s nothing I can do about it. I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.”

“Cheer up,” I said. “We’re all in this together. Say, are you a liberal or a conservative?”

“I’m a libertarian,” he said.

“Me too!” I exclaimed. “See, you’re not alone. Are you a free-market libertarian or a libertarian socialist?”

“Free-market libertarian,” he said.

“Same here!” I said. “Paleo-libertarian or neo-libertarian?”

“Paleo-libertarian,” he said.

“Hey, so am I! Chicago or Austrian school of economics?”

“Austrian,” he said.

“Me too! Hayekian or Rothbardian?”

“Rothbardian,” he said.

“Same as me! Consequentialist or deontological?”

“Consequentialist,” he said.

“Die, statist!” I yelled, and pushed him off the bridge.

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:D

 

Would work with any number of other balkanized ideologies, too. ^_^

And with religions:

 

"I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump. I ran over and said: "Stop. Don't do it."

 

"Why shouldn't I?" he asked.

 

"Well, there's so much to live for!"

 

"Like what?"

 

"Are you religious?"

 

He said: "Yes."

 

I said: "Me too. Are you Christian or Buddhist?"

 

"Christian."

 

"Me too. Are you Catholic or Protestant?"

 

"Protestant."

 

"Me too. Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"

 

"Baptist."

 

"Wow. Me too. Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"

 

"Baptist Church of God."

 

"Me too. Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"

 

"Reformed Baptist Church of God."

 

"Me too. Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?"

 

He said: "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915."

 

I said: "Die, heretic scum," and pushed him off."

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:P I am such a nerd.

 

Bergil, Celebrian, Cirdan, Elendil, Erestor, Finarfin, Haldir, Minalcar, Narvi, Orophin

 

are all Tolkien names. The rest I don't recognize from Tolkien, so assume they are probably drug names.

 

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