Mr King Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 I need that in my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzermann Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 (edited) Looks like a meal for the sultan or a pasha. I'll order two! Edited October 2, 2018 by Panzermann Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daan Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 (edited) Don't ask, I have no idea...Edit: apparently made by a Spanish artist, Paco Pomet. Edited October 2, 2018 by Daan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soren Ras Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 (edited) I think that is #17 on the list of people who Democrats say are better qualified than old white men to pose questions to women about Brett Kavanaugh. --Soren Edited October 2, 2018 by Soren Ras Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toysoldier Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 LOL kinda envy them to some extent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bd1 Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 https://9gag.com/gag/aZLqxp3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CT96 Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 how do you get this tic tac toe result? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ssnake Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 Red is a special specific needs kid playing with handicap 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urbanoid Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CT96 Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 rendering of the proposed Lockeed Lunar Lander during descent: ​​ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivanhoe Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 ​ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiloMorai Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 The husband had just finished reading a new book titled, "You Can Be The Man Of Your House."He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me a robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair ?"The wife replied, "The funeral director would be my first guess." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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toysoldier Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 (edited) The caption reads: "Joyful meeting of producer and end consumer" To the left, President Evo Morales of Bolivia, to the right, soccer star Diego Maradona, renown cocaine user. Edited October 6, 2018 by toysoldier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikel2 Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 (edited) While walking home one evening I came upon a man standing at the edge of a bridge, about to jump. “Wait!” I yelled, and ran over to see what was the matter.“It’s this country,” he lamented. “It’s falling into ruin and there’s nothing I can do about it. I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.”“Cheer up,” I said. “We’re all in this together. Say, are you a liberal or a conservative?”“I’m a libertarian,” he said.“Me too!” I exclaimed. “See, you’re not alone. Are you a free-market libertarian or a libertarian socialist?”“Free-market libertarian,” he said.“Same here!” I said. “Paleo-libertarian or neo-libertarian?”“Paleo-libertarian,” he said.“Hey, so am I! Chicago or Austrian school of economics?”“Austrian,” he said.“Me too! Hayekian or Rothbardian?”“Rothbardian,” he said.“Same as me! Consequentialist or deontological?”“Consequentialist,” he said.“Die, statist!” I yelled, and pushed him off the bridge. Edited October 7, 2018 by Mikel2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BansheeOne Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 Would work with any number of other balkanized ideologies, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikel2 Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 Would work with any number of other balkanized ideologies, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urbanoid Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 Would work with any number of other balkanized ideologies, too. And with religions: "I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump. I ran over and said: "Stop. Don't do it." "Why shouldn't I?" he asked. "Well, there's so much to live for!" "Like what?" "Are you religious?" He said: "Yes." I said: "Me too. Are you Christian or Buddhist?" "Christian." "Me too. Are you Catholic or Protestant?" "Protestant." "Me too. Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?" "Baptist." "Wow. Me too. Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?" "Baptist Church of God." "Me too. Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?" "Reformed Baptist Church of God." "Me too. Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?" He said: "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915." I said: "Die, heretic scum," and pushed him off." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CT96 Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mr King Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Soren Ras Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 I am such a nerd. Bergil, Celebrian, Cirdan, Elendil, Erestor, Finarfin, Haldir, Minalcar, Narvi, Orophin are all Tolkien names. The rest I don't recognize from Tolkien, so assume they are probably drug names. --Soren Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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