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An old Ukrainian is cleaning his hunting rifle one day when his grandson runs in


"Grandfather, the radio says that the Russians have gone into space!"


"All of them?" he asks, putting down his rifle.


"No, only one."


He starts cleaning the rifle again.

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Three women go out for lunch after their respective services one Sunday: a Catholic, a Methodist, and a Baptist. The waiter asks the Catholic what she’d like to drink. “I’ll take a glass of red wine.” The Baptist woman scowls. The waiter asks the Methodist what she’d like to drink. “You know what, that sounds good, I’ll also have a glass of red wine.” The Baptist woman scowls. The waiter asks the Baptist woman what she’d like to drink. “I’ll have a glass of water, thank you.” The waiter leaves. The Catholic and Methodist women look at the Baptist woman warily. “You know, Jesus did drink wine,” said the Methodist woman. The Baptist woman fires right back, “I know. And that’s what I don’t like about Jesus.”

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Posting this on tank-net even as a joke is... unnatural. :)

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