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(2018-07-11) — The head of the NATO virgorously rejected U.S. President Donald Trump’s suggestion that the 69-year-old defense alliance is “obsolete.” The fiery reaction came in a terse telegram to Trump, received at the East Portico of the White House from a mounted courier late yesterday.
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A nice grandpa driven S90 (940 facelift; last rearwheeldrive Volvo) is on my list to buy. limousine/sedan with inline 6 turbo. fully zinc electrogalvanised. and with a bit of fiddling to eat E85 easily 500, 800 horses.and more. and certainly useabl as a daily driver.

 

 

this bloody May I shot a roebuck with my '98 V70. That bloody dumb roe jumped out of a field of rye and scratched my paint! :angry2: ;)

 

Fuck yeah for swedish steel :excl:

 

 

why is there no album named "Swedish Steel"? I expect some meloic Göteborg death metal!

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3 years ago i sold my old volvo 850, now we drive ´05 opel astra wagon. while competent car, it´s just so .... . and rather uncomfortable, can´t forget the volvo´ seats, that are the best i´ve ever sat in. the whole family still sighs when we see a 850/70 in good shape. :wub:​

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this bloody May I shot a roebuck with my '98 V70. That bloody dumb roe jumped out of a field of rye and scratched my paint! :angry2: ;)

Its a common joke amongst Southern surburbanites here. "I've gone deer hunting for the last 10 years, and finally got one with my Chevy."

 

Svedish Steel would be a good band name. I nominate Noomi as lead singer, as long as she follows the normal script of skintight black leather, corsets, long hair, etc.

 

 

 

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A gazebo appears!

 

 

 

 

 


 

 

this bloody May I shot a roebuck with my '98 V70. That bloody dumb roe jumped out of a field of rye and scratched my paint! :angry2: ;)


Its a common joke amongst Southern surburbanites here. "I've gone deer hunting for the last 10 years, and finally got one with my Chevy."

 

Svedish Steel would be a good band name. I nominate Noomi as lead singer, as long as she follows the normal script of skintight black leather, corsets, long hair, etc.

 

 

 

 

 

I thought a rusty S10 or F-150 pickups are standard in the south? Anything else would be a shame to damage hitting wild game. ;)

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The famous story of the gazebo is what initially got me interested in paper and pen RPG's. Then I started reading and watching comics and videos that were poking fun at pen and paper RPG's and their players, and that led me to finding a local group.

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A gazebo appears!

 

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Exactly the one. ^_^ It gets really mean, when all the other players throw in potions and stuff to boost the dreadbeast. Losing three levels is quite a hit in Munchkin card game. Iirc there is a level 1 monster in one of the Cthulhu sets that can drop you back to one if you lose.

 

 

 

Legend has it, that it goes waybackwhen a player misunderstood a Dungeon Master's description of a piece of park...

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The famous story of the gazebo is what initially got me interested in paper and pen RPG's. Then I started reading and watching comics and videos that were poking fun at pen and paper RPG's and their players, and that led me to finding a local group.

 

really?

 

:lol:

 

 

great personal history. :)

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