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[urbanoid]

[Mr King]

[urbanoid]

[Mr King]

[urbanoid]

[Panzermann]

It is also known more technically as the Octothorp, and in some scripting/programming languages as a comment marker or a compiler directive.

 

I don't see the '#' as "pound" regularly, but I do recognize it as one of the terms used for it more regularly in the years before it became #HASHTAG, so the appeal of the joke.

 

don't forget C++++ aka C#

 

 

to me it looks like music notation at first.

[CT96]

[CT96]

[Marek Tucan]

Why would you plant Bud Light?

[Soren Ras]

Why would you plant Bud Light?

Maybe he knows all he has is poor, sandy soil, with next to no nutrients?

 

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Soren

[toysoldier]

 

Why would you plant Bud Light?

Maybe he knows all he has is poor, sandy soil, with next to no nutrients?

 

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Soren

 

 

yeah, mostly water goes into it anyway...

[Mr King]

Could be hoping to grow corn and rice.

[Panzermann]

I think these are quicker to bottle than waiting for the planted bed.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

english brewmanship will never let you down

 

[CT96]

[Ivanhoe]

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[Ivanhoe]

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[CT96]

[Soren Ras]

Tobias Funkes glass, I presume.😎

 

 

Soren

[Mikel2]

I don't like either, but boy, is this satisfying

 

[Mr King]

To alleviate the perennial shortages of butter, The Politburo of the Communist Party ordered the Soviet scientists to develop a technology for converting shit into butter, and to complete this project on or before the anniversary of the Great October Socialist Revolution. After six months of work, the Politburo demanded an interim progress report. The scientists reported that they had achieved a 50% success. The party requested elaboration. The reply from the Academy of Sciences explained, "One can already spread it, but not yet eat it."

[Ivanhoe]

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[Mr King]

[BansheeOne]

[Panzermann]

Tramp stamps are so nineties.

 

 

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A man is standing in a Moscow metro station, handing out leaflets to everyone who passes by. Eventually, of course, the KGB arrests him—but they discover to their surprise, that the leaflets are just blank pieces of paper. “What’s the meaning of this?” they demand. “What is there to write?” replies the man. “It’s so obvious!”

[Mr King]