CT96 Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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wendist Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 If that lamp had cost her an arm and a leg, she would have been in real trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soren Ras Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 (edited) It is a major award. And her name is probably Fanny Ragile (F.RAGILE) Soren Edited October 27, 2018 by Soren Ras Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CT96 Posted October 28, 2018 Share Posted October 28, 2018 wat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urbanoid Posted October 28, 2018 Share Posted October 28, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soren Ras Posted October 28, 2018 Share Posted October 28, 2018 I guess NYT is operating on another planet... Soren Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CT96 Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr King Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 ​ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiloMorai Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 ​Husband: My wife of 15 years is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home!Sheriff: Height ?Husband: I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.Sheriff: Weight ?Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.Sheriff: Color of eyesHusband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.Sheriff: Color of hair?Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.Sheriff: What was she wearing ?Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.Sheriff: What kind of car did she go in?Husband: She went in my truck.Sheriff: What kind of truck was it?Husband: A 2016 Brilliant Diesel Grey Pearlcoat Ram Limited 4X4 with 6.4 l Hemi V8 engine ordered with the Ram Box bar and fridge option, LED lighting, backup and front camera, Moose hide leather heated and cooled seats, climate controlled air conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, Weather Tech floor mats. Trailing package with gold hitch, sunroof, DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio, Cobra 75 WX ST 40-channel CB radio, six cup holders, 3 USB port, and 4 power outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Toyo tires. It has custom retracting running boards and under-glow wheel well lighting.At this point the husband started choking up.Sheriff: “ easy Marine, we'll find your truck!!!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urbanoid Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Panzermann Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 it is graph. must be scientific fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikel2 Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 At least Hitler didn't tell you to clean your room 😦 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nabqrules Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 At least Hitler didn't tell you to clean your room lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coldsteel Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 At least Hitler didn't tell you to clean your room True, he was always much more concerned about the living room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soren Ras Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 I see what you did there. --Soren Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikel2 Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 At least Hitler didn't tell you to clean your room True, he was always much more concerned about the living room. I'll be here all week. Try the veal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivanhoe Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 You, sir, are worse than Hitler. There is no record of Hitler punning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mobius Posted November 7, 2018 Share Posted November 7, 2018 Should she be investigated for Russian collusion as she won. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr King Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toysoldier Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 I steal this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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