Rick Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 Earlier models The old ones, not the obsolete ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr King Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzermann Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gregory Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzermann Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Peter Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 The new BREXIT stamps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzermann Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 How many Germans do you need to replace a light bulb? One. Because we are effective and have no sense of humour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toysoldier Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 How many Germans do you need to replace a light bulb? One. Because we are effective and have no sense of humour.Sure about that? Because I'm laughing my ass off with "Er ist wieder da".Besides, everybody knows light bulbs made in Germany last like forever, no replacement needed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R011 Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 And have thirty eight working parts, cost dozens of Euros each, and can only be serviced by a specially trained factory technician. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CT96 Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 And have thirty eight working parts, cost dozens of Euros each, and can only be serviced by a specially trained factory technician.Don't forget that you have to dismantle the entire room where the lamp is in order to get access to the bulb to be able to change it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
APF Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 By ze time a tschörman light bulb needs to be changed zere will be no american room left standing to dismantle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin M Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 The German (any number) will not change the light bulb. It isn´t broken.It´s not my fault.I always said it´s the wrong bulb.I always said the light shouldn´t be where it is.It´s somebody elses fault.I´m not paying for a new bulb. (alternative: if a new lamp gets installed for 10000 Euros out of tax money, who cares)The ( fire department, police, the janitor, the THW, the boss, the Amt for this and that etc ) are responsible for changing bulbs.I´m not allowed to.It will just go broke again anyway; it will never last forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toysoldier Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 yeah, they prefer sunlight anyway and at night no decent person should be sober enough to care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BansheeOne Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 Sure about that? Because I'm laughing my ass off with "Er ist wieder da". The book is preferable to the movie which chickens out a bit compared to the sharper self-reflection of the original, though regrettably the references to many German entertainment personalities will be lost on the outsider. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzermann Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 The German (any number) will not change the light bulb. It isn´t broken.It´s not my fault.I always said it´s the wrong bulb.I always said the light shouldn´t be where it is.It´s somebody elses fault.I´m not paying for a new bulb. (alternative: if a new lamp gets installed for 10000 Euros out of tax money, who cares)The ( fire department, police, the janitor, the THW, the boss, the Amt for this and that etc ) are responsible for changing bulbs.I´m not allowed to.It will just go broke again anyway; it will never last forever. Yes that is current day Germany. the joke is more historic now as it used to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bd1 Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 (edited)  And have thirty eight working parts, cost dozens of Euros each, and can only be serviced by a specially trained factory technician.Don't forget that you have to dismantle the entire room where the lamp is in order to get access to the bulb to be able to change it.   hah, that one is usually applied to cars. i remember reading of an old mechanic saying (IIRC on audi)´´yes , there is little room under the hood, yes it´s all packed in tight and it´s a bitch to change anything. however, the front wing is attached with 4 bolts and after you remove that, you have all the room in the world....´´ think outside the box Edited February 16, 2018 by bd1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CT96 Posted February 17, 2018 Share Posted February 17, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistral Posted February 17, 2018 Share Posted February 17, 2018 Reading this on my phone, I thought the first pic was funny, then I scrolled down and all hell broke loose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikel2 Posted February 17, 2018 Share Posted February 17, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leo Niehorster Posted February 17, 2018 Share Posted February 17, 2018 Imagine pulling a "gun-like device" at a toll booth these days.It could get you killed!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blunt Eversmoke Posted February 17, 2018 Share Posted February 17, 2018 Another one:Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzermann Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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nabqrules Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 Shortly After, Plywood or Steel Plate is made Illegal to carry on your person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ssnake Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 I hope on retraction they are brutally spring-loaded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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