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For programmers: TrumpScript

 

Our language includes several convenient features, perfect for any aspiring Presidential candidate including:
•No floating point numbers, only integers. America never does anything halfway.
•All numbers must be strictly greater than 1 million. The small stuff is inconsequential to us.
•There are no import statements allowed. All code has to be home-grown and American made.
•Instead of True and False , we have fact and lie .
•Only the most popular English words, Trump's favorite words, and current politician names can be used as variable names.
•Error messages are mostly quotes directly taken from Trump himself.
•All programs must end with America is great .
•Our language will automatically correct Forbes' $4.5B to $10B.
•In its raw form, TrumpScript is not compatible with Windows, because Trump isn't the type of guy to believe in PC.
•The language is completely case insensitive.
•If the running computer is from China or Mexico, TrumpScript will not compile. We don't want them stealing our American technological secrets.
•Warns you if you have any Communists masqeurading as legitimate "SSL Certificates" from China on your system.
•Won't run in root mode because America doesn't need your help being great. Trump is all we need.

 

Example program:

 

What are we in this country
Hillary speaks nothing but lies
But look at me I came to this election to make guys
believe again
believe in fact
if, all of us real lies the light; : say "VOTE TRUMP" !
but I know we should be free
else the result will be bad: all the work of George
Washington was for nothing
so this election say "Hello World" say "TRUMP FOR PRESIDENT"!
America is great.

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This cartoon follows Rouhani's visit to Italy. The Italian government ordered covering up many statues to avoid offending Rouhani's sensitivities.

 

 

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The best part is that from I hear, the Iranians didn't ask for anything to be covered up. :blink:

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