Ivanhoe Posted February 20 Posted February 20 6 hours ago, Murph said: OMG Broadcom must have smoked the same contaminated weed as Red Hat. Numerous videos on Youtube on how to move to Proxmox or XCP-ng.
Ssnake Posted March 9 Posted March 9 ...from before the animated GIF era of homepages, when homepages were still a thing.
Ssnake Posted March 21 Posted March 21 "Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke." "Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?" "Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke." "Ok, I will hear a TCP joke." "Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?" "Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke." "Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline." "Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline." "I'm sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
Ssnake Posted March 21 Posted March 21 Corollary, I'd tell you a UDP joke, but I don't know if you'd get it.
Harold Jones Posted March 21 Posted March 21 Actual conversation with a customer a few years ago. C "all of our servers are unreachable" Me "what did your IT dept change" C "they say nothing" 30 mins later C "severs are back" Me "what changed" C "IT rolled back the router upgrade"
Ssnake Posted April 28 Posted April 28 This is so 1990s. I've forgotten more about PC tech and operating systems than Tablet Generation will ever learn. If my grandson dared approaching me like this I'd award him a medal for courage under fire, and by the time I'd be done he would have truly earned it. And I'm just about mid grade expertise level.
Ivanhoe Posted April 28 Posted April 28 The sad thing is that this also applies to educating system administrators. Ironically, outside the military its the devs who are the problem, but inside the fence I have found devs to be very receptive to my paranoia.
Ssnake Posted April 28 Posted April 28 The question isn't about being paranoid. It's about being paranoid enough. So far, pretty much anything that was presented in IT over the last 50 years as a "paranoid theory" has been vindicated, and surpassed by reality.
bojan Posted May 8 Posted May 8 1 hour ago, Murph said: Waaaaay too clean. Where are overflowing ashtrays, empty bottles of sodas, unwashed coffee mugs and stacks upon stacks of diskettes?
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