Linux humor

[Ivanhoe]

Nerd humor;

Ubuntu is Swahili for "I failed to install Debian".

 

 

[TTK Ciar]

A Windows user, a Linux user and a MacOS user all need to change a lightbulb in their respective homes. They split up and the Windows and MacOS users meet back up 5 minutes later

Windows User:  Did you get it fixed?

Apple user:  No, it can't be changed so I need to find a new house; how about you?

Windows User:  Yeah I changed it, but now the toilet won't flush.

After some time the two become worried because the Linux user hasn't come back yet. They go to his apartment and find him sitting in the middle of the floor making coils of tungsten wire with pliers, a pot of molten glass on the stove.

Windows User:  What the @#$% are you doing?!?

Linux User:  What does it look like? This lightbulb isn't going to build itself!

[Ivanhoe]

Could have deployed a double entendre if the punchline said "make" instead of "build"...

[Ivanhoe]

[sunday]

Some are pretty good: https://upjoke.com/linux-jokes

[Ivanhoe]

[Murph]

11 hours ago, Ivanhoe said:

ROTFLMAO!  So true, so very, very true!

[Murph]

Just a modern family:

[Murph]

OK, so true:

[sunday]

[Ivanhoe]

Guilty.

 

[Murph]

When you run out of room for the Windows server:

 

[Ivanhoe]

[DB]

On 5/7/2023 at 9:56 PM, Murph said:

When you run out of room for the Windows server:

 

Put the damned seat down. The toilet plume getting sucked into that server...

[Murph]

Funny:

[Murph]

Apple vs Reality, sad part is people will show up to buy this:

[Murph]

LOL

 

[Murph]

So True:

[Murph]

Yep!

[Murph]

[Murph]

Red Hat vs everyone else.

[Murph]

[Murph]

[Ivanhoe]

A couple of weeks ago I did some reading on static vs dynamic linking, which led into a sidebar on Flatpack, Snap, etc. 

Those topics make theological conflicts look like debate club. 

 

[Murph]

Oh, yes, sort of like the VI(M) vs EMACS debates!