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Ivanhoe

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A Windows user, a Linux user and a MacOS user all need to change a lightbulb in their respective homes. They split up and the Windows and MacOS users meet back up 5 minutes later

Windows User:  Did you get it fixed?

Apple user:  No, it can't be changed so I need to find a new house; how about you?

Windows User:  Yeah I changed it, but now the toilet won't flush.

After some time the two become worried because the Linux user hasn't come back yet. They go to his apartment and find him sitting in the middle of the floor making coils of tungsten wire with pliers, a pot of molten glass on the stove.

Windows User:  What the @#$% are you doing?!?

Linux User:  What does it look like? This lightbulb isn't going to build itself!

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Could have deployed a double entendre if the punchline said "make" instead of "build"...

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On 5/7/2023 at 9:56 PM, Murph said:

When you run out of room for the Windows server:

 

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Put the damned seat down. The toilet plume getting sucked into that server...

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A couple of weeks ago I did some reading on static vs dynamic linking, which led into a sidebar on Flatpack, Snap, etc. 

Those topics make theological conflicts look like debate club. 

 

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