Ivanhoe Posted January 26, 2021 Share Posted January 26, 2021 Nerd humor; Ubuntu is Swahili for "I failed to install Debian". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTK Ciar Posted May 10, 2022 Share Posted May 10, 2022 A Windows user, a Linux user and a MacOS user all need to change a lightbulb in their respective homes. They split up and the Windows and MacOS users meet back up 5 minutes later Windows User: Did you get it fixed? Apple user: No, it can't be changed so I need to find a new house; how about you? Windows User: Yeah I changed it, but now the toilet won't flush. After some time the two become worried because the Linux user hasn't come back yet. They go to his apartment and find him sitting in the middle of the floor making coils of tungsten wire with pliers, a pot of molten glass on the stove. Windows User: What the @#$% are you doing?!? Linux User: What does it look like? This lightbulb isn't going to build itself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivanhoe Posted May 11, 2022 Author Share Posted May 11, 2022 Could have deployed a double entendre if the punchline said "make" instead of "build"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivanhoe Posted July 3, 2022 Author Share Posted July 3, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunday Posted July 3, 2022 Share Posted July 3, 2022 Some are pretty good: https://upjoke.com/linux-jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivanhoe Posted December 12, 2022 Author Share Posted December 12, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murph Posted December 12, 2022 Share Posted December 12, 2022 11 hours ago, Ivanhoe said: ROTFLMAO! So true, so very, very true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murph Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 Just a modern family: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murph Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 OK, so true: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivanhoe Posted May 7 Author Share Posted May 7 Guilty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murph Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 When you run out of room for the Windows server: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivanhoe Posted May 9 Author Share Posted May 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DB Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 On 5/7/2023 at 9:56 PM, Murph said: When you run out of room for the Windows server: Put the damned seat down. The toilet plume getting sucked into that server... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murph Posted June 3 Share Posted June 3 Funny: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murph Posted June 7 Share Posted June 7 Apple vs Reality, sad part is people will show up to buy this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murph Posted June 7 Share Posted June 7 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murph Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 So True: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murph Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 Yep! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murph Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 Red Hat vs everyone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivanhoe Posted July 9 Author Share Posted July 9 A couple of weeks ago I did some reading on static vs dynamic linking, which led into a sidebar on Flatpack, Snap, etc. Those topics make theological conflicts look like debate club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murph Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 Oh, yes, sort of like the VI(M) vs EMACS debates! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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