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An important difference between a liberal state and a conservative state.

California, The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A Coyote jumps out and attacks dog.

1. Governor starts to intervene, reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing what is natural.

2. He calls animal control. Animal control captures coyote and spends $200 testing it for diseases and $500 upon relocating it.

3. He calls veterinarian. Vet collects dead dog and spends $200 testing it for diseases.

4. Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting bite wound bandaged.

5. Running trail gets shut down for 6 months while wildlife services conduct a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is clear of dangerous animals.

6. Governor spends $500,000 of state funds implementing a "coyote awareness" program for residents of the area.

7. State legislature spends $2 million investigating how to better handle rabies and how to possibly eradicate the disease.

8. Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack and for letting the Governor intervene.

9. Cost: $75,000 to train new security agent.

10. PETA protests the coyote relocation and files suit against the state.

Indiana, The Governor of Indiana is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A Coyote jumps out and attacks dog.

1. Governor shoots coyote and keeps jogging. Governor has spent $0.50 on a .357 hollow point cartridge.

2. Buzzards eat dead coyote.

And that's why California is broke.

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18 minutes ago, Murph said:

What worries me is why this sign is even necessary:

 

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You haven't seen the companion sign that urges people not to STAND on the toilet seat and squat. 

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3 hours ago, seahawk said:

Google arabic bathrooms, you will soon understand.

One of my friends was a contractor in Iraq late in the game on Aero-medic work. He had to deal with contractors who were taking dumps in sinks. 

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There's that guy on Tiktok or whatever, "Joey Swole" or something like that, who does critiques of the gym thot thing. Two obvious things:

- he has a seemingly infinite pool of gymthot videos to critique

- GenZ women have an epidemic of narcissism.

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Hyper-conservative bigotry and vitriol!

 

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Just now, Ivanhoe said:

Hyper-conservative bigotry and vitriol!

 

At least they have moved away from blaming Russian trolls and bots for the failure of the garbage they churn out.

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15 minutes ago, Ivanhoe said:

I knew it!

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¡Oh no! ¡Me pillaron! 

Weell, anyway...

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1 hour ago, Ivanhoe said:

I knew it!

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Entonces, debemos que poner el <x> a todo sustantivo.  Vamos a empezar.

Me gusta el tarx a la mesx. Ponga la agux a las plantxs.

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Nah, is only another show of Leftist Anglo supremacy. Seems those activist have not heard of the several Academies of the Spanish Language, that were tasked with caring for the language and that have brilliantly discharged their duty.

 

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2 hours ago, sunday said:

Nah, is only another show of Leftist Anglo supremacy. Seems those activist have not heard of the several Academies of the Spanish Language, that were tasked with caring for the language and that have brilliantly discharged their duty.

 

The crazy thing is on latin socials, the "x" thing shows up. Not latinx, but in pronouns.  

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2 hours ago, Mr King said:

I think I have found my motivation to learn Spanish

People says it is quite easy, apart from the verbs.

11 minutes ago, Stargrunt6 said:

The crazy thing is on latin socials, the "x" thing shows up. Not latinx, but in pronouns.  

Well, pronouns are woke SOP...

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12 hours ago, Ivanhoe said:

I knew it!

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Well, I was planning on moving to Spain after retirement anyway.

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