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What I find disturbing is than anyone actually thought it would be a good idea to stop doing it. It only saved about 15 million a year, which they expend in Parliamentary expenses anyway.

How to put a price tag on lost information?

 

 

And if they want to spend less they could make less laws. and those they do make concise and to the point to save on word count. Requiring less cow skin. ;)

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I'm waiting for the vegan I keep on my friends list to throw a fit about how evil this is.

 

once she pauses fro breath over insisting that denying someone a platform to speak when invited is somehow advancing the cause of those who don't get to speak because they are victims of white privilege.

 

I swear that middle-aged white women who aren't Christians have picked all this sh*t up to replace original sin.

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I'm waiting for the vegan I keep on my friends list to throw a fit about how evil this is.

 

once she pauses fro breath over insisting that denying someone a platform to speak when invited is somehow advancing the cause of those who don't get to speak because they are victims of white privilege.

 

I swear that middle-aged white women who aren't Christians have picked all this sh*t up to replace original sin.

 

Or they turn as Animalists...

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The dinosaur is part of Mr Simpson's shop garden, where he sells prehistoric gems and fossils.
He said: "It takes about five blokes to move the dinosaur a couple of inches, so it was definitely a concerted effort and drink was probably involved.

 

and

 

Staff from Island Roads, which operates road maintenance on the island, returned the dinosaur to the Jurassic Garden.
A spokesperson said: "Three of our staff attended the scene and placed it back into the garden from where it had been removed.

 

Seems the muscle power ratio is at least two gem-sellers to one roadworker :)

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Question, was it this thread where they posted the news Of The Genetic study that proves UKians are 40% french, except the Welsh who mostly original cavemen population?

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Id not read that, but it would not surprise me actually.

 

Mind you, its a bit more complicated that that. They did DNA sequencing 20 years ago on a prehistoric skeleton found in Cheddar Gorge, and were rather surprised to find he had relatives. Including 2 who lived in the local village. :D

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheddar_Man

"Cheddar Man" sounds like a cheesy super hero. Literally. :lol:

 

My lot came over from Normandy, Germany and Norway, or so im told. I doubt the offer of UKIP membership will appear in the letterbox soon. :D

You durty furriner!

Keep curry British!

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Id not read that, but it would not surprise me actually.

 

Mind you, its a bit more complicated that that. They did DNA sequencing 20 years ago on a prehistoric skeleton found in Cheddar Gorge, and were rather surprised to find he had relatives. Including 2 who lived in the local village. :D

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheddar_Man

"Cheddar Man" sounds like a cheesy super hero. Literally. :lol:

 

My lot came over from Normandy, Germany and Norway, or so im told. I doubt the offer of UKIP membership will appear in the letterbox soon. :D

You durty furriner!

Keep curry British!

'My work is done here. Here Citzen, have a cheesy Wotsit, the breakfast of Champions!'

'Captain Cheddar, you're our Hero!'

http://www.planetcalypsoforum.com/gallery/showimage.php?i=94632&catid=member&imageuser=9771

 

Curry Restaurants supposedly are in decline in the UK. Apparently it happened when they stopped allowing them to bring trained cooks over from India, and they proved reluctant to train up English people cook curry. Never mind, at least I have Tescos. :)

I cannot find this pic online showing a far fat steroetypical british skinhead, complete with union jack t-shirt, bomber jacket, thin suspenders braces sitting at a table filled with curry asian take away, pizza etc etc. and the claim "Keep Curry British!"

 

 

 

Good find. I can entirely believe it actually. Unfortunately rather then our employing those genes usefully as industrialists or Soldiers, they are usually to be found in Traffic wardens these days. :)
You always inherit the worst from your parents. ;)

 

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I cannot find this pic online showing a far steroetypical british skinhead, complete with union jack t-shirt, bomber jacket, thin suspenders sitting at a table filled with curry asian take away, pizza etc etc. and the claim "Keep Curry British!"

 

We're discussing the UK. This what 'suspenders' means here.

 

 

I now have an image in my mind of a skinhead wearing them, thanks to you.

 

We call the things this young lady is wearing braces -

 

 

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Learned something. :)

 

In school I was only taught the pants <-> trousers issue.

 

and well pants in both cases are covering legs. But one is an outer garment layer, the other an undergarment layer. ;)

 

 

English teacher should have told me of the braces and suspenders. That could potentially be much more embarrassing. :ph34r:

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I now have an image in my mind of a skinhead wearing them, thanks to you.

Black Sabbath wrote a song named "faeries wear boots" after they had an incident with skinheads.

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Learned something. :)

 

In school I was only taught the pants <-> trousers issue.

 

and well pants in both cases are covering legs. But one is an outer garment layer, the other an undergarment layer. ;)

 

 

English teacher should have told me of the braces and suspenders. That could potentially be much more embarrassing. :ph34r:

 

Look on the bright side you could have found out about Fags and Rubbers the hard way that's cigarettes not to be confused with faggots which is a tasty pork meatball and erasers in the UK.

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"Fag pack" I heard from British soldiers. Faggot is new to

me as a food. Isn't there also a "dong" in english cuisine?

 

 

But yeah, telling a girl to bring rubbers :lol:

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and well pants in both cases are covering legs. But one is an outer garment layer, the other an undergarment layer. ;)

 

Just to confuse the issue further, Americans sometimes refer to male undergarments as "underpants." And of course rainwear sometimes involves overpants.

 

Do British sailors refer to boxers as "skivvies," or is that USian only?

 

Somehow I doubt Cheddar Man gets into nearly as many scrapes with the law as Florida Man.

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Do British sailors refer to boxers as "skivvies," or is that USian only?

 

 

Undergarments in general, but I didn't realise it is a nautical thing.

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"Fag pack" I heard from British soldiers. Faggot is new to

me as a food. Isn't there also a "dong" in english cuisine?

 

 

But yeah, telling a girl to bring rubbers :lol:

Prevert. :D

 

Faggots are really very nice.

 

What, no Mr Brains' frozen offering from out your neck of the woods? :)

 

BillB

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Police fined after counter-terrorism officer lost trigger finger tip while destroying seized sub-machine gun (Mirror)

 

Nobody trained him to not put his finger inside a hydraulic shear. Thank god a police constable like this is a counter-terrorism officer.

Indeed, the normal Plod are even worse. I think they have an IQ test where applicants fail if they score above the designated level.

 

BillB

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That's true in many American PD's. Too intelligent is supposedly prone towards boredom. Don't want police being proactive towards the wrong people, politicians for example. S/F....Ken M

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"Fag pack" I heard from British soldiers. Faggot is new to

me as a food. Isn't there also a "dong" in english cuisine?

 

 

But yeah, telling a girl to bring rubbers :lol:

Prevert. :D

 

Faggots are really very nice.

 

What, no Mr Brains' frozen offering from out your neck of the woods? :)

 

BillB

 

Good God no. If we want fresh cuisine around here we just go out and slaughter a sacrificial lamb. :)

 

Pointy-headed savages. ;) :)

 

BillB

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That's true in many American PD's. Too intelligent is supposedly prone towards boredom. Don't want police being proactive towards the wrong people, politicians for example. S/F....Ken M

From what I can see it's the same over here and part of a deliberate policy. The top cops up to Chief Constable level are politicians before Plod, as most if not all are fast-track graduate entries and frequently Common Purpose graduates too. They have become increasingly politicised in inverse proportion to the operational capabilities of normal Plod whose quality has been deliberately undermined by the diktats of equality, diversity & PC (excuse the pun) to the point where the most basic policing functions are too difficult *except* when it comes to enforcing the wishes & desires of their political masters. I think most Euro Plod have gone the same way, the German cops behaviour during the current gimmegrant invasion is particularly noticeable in this regard.

 

BillB

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"Fag pack" I heard from British soldiers. Faggot is new to

me as a food. Isn't there also a "dong" in english cuisine?

 

 

But yeah, telling a girl to bring rubbers :lol:

Prevert. :D

 

Faggots are really very nice.

 

What, no Mr Brains' frozen offering from out your neck of the woods? :)

 

BillB

 

Good God no. If we want fresh cuisine around here we just go out and slaughter a sacrificial lamb. :)

 

Pointy-headed savages. ;) :)

 

BillB

 

A complete lie, Ive never had a pointy head in my life. :D

 

Savage, well we DO have standards to live down to you know. :)

 

So you say. :) And if you ask me your faggots in the pic look a tad too much like testicles for my liking... The ones the butchers in my part of Nottingham used to knock up didn't look anything like that. :unsure:

 

BillB

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