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1 hour ago, Roman Alymov said:

I'm affraid endless demands for help is typical for another country, not Russia :) This country even pretend to be in war with Russia :)

i should have been clearer, i meant that he has his equally escapistic plans about shaping the future world stage to his liking 🙂

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12 minutes ago, bd1 said:

i should have been clearer, i meant that he has his equally escapistic plans about shaping the future world stage to his liking 🙂

I do not think so - here in Russia Putin is often criticized for lack of vision of the future. He is not even making any public declarations about his perticipation or not participation in next elections in Russia, not mentioning "shaping the future world stage to his liking".

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Inspired by the performance of the Biden administration:

 

From Wikipedia

Governmentium
Research has led to the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neuron, 25 assistant neurons, 88 deputy neurons, and 198 assistant deputy neurons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second to take from four days to four years to complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2-6 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neurons and deputy neurons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neurons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass. When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

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2 hours ago, Stuart Galbraith said:

Cancel culture Russian style?

"Employees of Gymnasium No. 168 of St. Petersburg told REN TV about the possible reasons for the dismissal of the teacher of the educational institution Serafima Saprykina. The teacher on her Facebook page stated that she was asked to resign after she read poems by Alexander Vvedensky and Daniil Kharms to the 9th grade students.

According to the teachers, Saprykina worked at the gymnasium as an organizing teacher for about six months and was engaged in the school museum and library.

"She wasn't fired, she left on her own. We had a conversation with her during the week when the counteroffensive near Moscow was celebrated. She held a so-called flash mob. She was told that it was not the right time, she should not do it now. She was told that you have a choice to stay or leave until the end of the school year," the teacher-organizer of the gymnasium told REN TV.

However, one of the primary school teachers of Gymnasium No. 168 told us that she was studying Kharms' biography with her children in primary school. According to the woman, she had not heard anything about Saprykina's dismissal."

Yandex-translated from https://ren.tv/news/v-rossii/936615-sotrudniki-shkoly-rasskazali-ob-uvolnenii-uchitelia-iz-za-stikhov-kharmsa?fbclid=IwAR2X0bZX5_edQFVBl37Yw4Ao79rTF638xH6NoAqqsT5tmO4SwuK6LEgxYgY

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sunday Hierophant Lord

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On the "I can not believe this is not the Babylon Bee" aspect, Russia is investigating the sport apparel Nike corporation for racial discrimination against Russians.

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A resident of Moscow asked the Investigative Committee to check the American company Nike for racial discrimination against Russians. The complainant, named Yevgeny Smirnov, found it offensive to see the almost complete absence of white models on Nike’s Russian-language site.

No wonder Adidas is preferred there, then.

Also, considering the word Slave comes from Slav, I dare say Slavs should be the people more entitled to compensation for past slavery.

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Wobbly Head Crew

Wobbly Head

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23 hours ago, JWB said:

We want Alaska back from U.S., says Russian lawmaker

https://www.wnd.com/2022/03/want-alaska-back-u-s-says-russian-lawmaker/

Babylon Bee bet them to it by a week.

 https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-sells-alaska-back-to-russia-so-we-can-start-drilling-for-oil-there-again

Biden Sells Alaska Back To Russia So We Can Start Drilling For Oil There Again.

ANCHORAGE, AK—The deliberate and premeditated invasion of Ukraine by brutal dictator Vladimir Putin has forced the US to reassess the importance of energy independence. With this new resolve, the Biden Administration has taken its first step toward increasing oil production for Americans by selling Alaska back to Russia so we can start drilling for oil there again.

“Folks, nobody wants to ruin America’s beautiful Alaskan wilderness with oil trucks and drilling rigs, come on!” said President Biden in response to questions he thought were coming from a house plant in the West Wing. “But I’ve never had a problem getting oil from Russia, so there you go, go get him.”

Jen Psaki praised Biden’s brilliance in finding a solution that would prevent an energy crisis while also preventing new drilling on American land. She pointed out succinctly to journalists, “You see, it’s not American land anymore; it’s Russian land.”

Politicians on both sides of the political aisle criticized Biden for selling Alaska without giving them enough time to sneak friends and family onto the boards of newly-relevant Russian oil companies. They also voiced concern that the negotiator handling both the Alaska sale as well as managing drilling permits was Hunter Biden and not their own children.

 

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Ivanhoe Hierophant Lord

Ivanhoe

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I often disagree with Baker, but he is on point in this interview;

 

 

sunday Hierophant Lord

sunday

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18 minutes ago, JWB said:

Russian space crew in Ukraine colors:

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Again? That pic is more than a few weeks old, and white, blue, and red are not the colors of the Ukr flag. Not even when applied over yellow clothing.

Quoting your President: "Come on, man!"

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NickM Crew

NickM

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That Clown basketball player stuck in Russia is begging to be brought home....To a country she can't even stand up for its national anthem.  Should we let her be culturally enriched? 

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To correct and clean up my post from my 'not so smart'=phone.
urbanoid Crew

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2 minutes ago, NickM said:

That Clown basketball player stuck I. Russia is begging to be brought home. 

To a country she can even stand up for its national anthem.  Should we let her be culturally enriched? 

weirdly satisfying... :P

NickM Crew

NickM

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3 hours ago, urbanoid said:

weirdly satisfying... :P

Is this a case of that German word? Fung Shui? Sang Froid?

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