Because, Canada

[Ivanhoe]

[toysoldier]

The awesome laid thicker than the snow

[Colin]

Should we be taking masturbation breaks at work?

 

 

http://www.torontosun.com/2017/01/10/should-we-be-taking-masturbation-breaks-at-work

[mnm]

Too self-centered. Quickies would promote team spirit, fellatio or cunnilinguus for shorter breaks.

 

 

 

Edited for ignorant spell checker.

Edited January 15, 2017 by mnm

[T19]

We'll I'm in Ottawa, according to Ashley Madison we have the highest per capita membership, so I assume we are having quickies at work

 

 

Btw my son is living the Canadian dream... Drives a zamboni for a living.

[Panzermann]

Btw my son is living the Canadian dream... Drives a zamboni for a living.

Does he get his coffee in the drive-thru?

[MiloMorai]

 

Btw my son is living the Canadian dream... Drives a zamboni for a living.

Does he get his coffee in the drive-thru?

 

This just a few miles from where T19 lives.

[Mike Steele]

 

:P

[toysoldier]

We'll I'm in Ottawa, according to Ashley Madison we have the highest per capita membership, so I assume we are having quickies at work

Btw my son is living the Canadian dream... Drives a zamboni for a living.

And only gets 8 days vacation a year, i presume?

[Panzermann]

 

We'll I'm in Ottawa, according to Ashley Madison we have the highest per capita membership, so I assume we are having quickies at work

Btw my son is living the Canadian dream... Drives a zamboni for a living.

And only gets 8 days vacation a year, i presume?

The whole complete summer only.

[Ivanhoe]

Now there's a good name for a minor league hockey team; the Ottawa Quickies.

[MiloMorai]

Now there's a good name for a minor league hockey team; the Ottawa Quickies.

 

There are convenience stores in Ottawa called Quickie.

 

[Panzermann]

Explains the satisfied smile.

[MiloMorai]

Not that satisfied as he is playing pocket pool.

[MiloMorai]

If your name is Dick, don't visit Vancouver BC as there are some there who think your name is offensive.

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/01/19/moby-dick-restaurant-bc_n_14273788.html

[DB]

Canadians. Who would have thought it?

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/headlines/38876724

 

(It's one heck of a hit, but you couldn't aim that well if you wanted to.)

[Panzermann]

http://blogs.wsj.com/canadarealtime/2012/08/31/quebec-whodunit-14-of-provinces-syrup-reserves-go-missing/

 

30 million dollars in maple syrup stolen! The strategic reserve!

 

and

 

https://hamiltonpolice.on.ca/community/news/2017/02/news-release-hamilton-police-investigating-after-100000-worth-blue-berries

 

10000 CAN$ in blue berries!

 

 

I guess eggs and flour are next. Going to be a big pancake.

[T19]

Someone is getting ready for the munchies once pot is legal lol

[MiloMorai]

BLM calls J Trudeau a white supremacist terrorist.

 

https://www.vice.com/en_ca/article/black-lives-matter-toronto-called-justin-trudeau-a-white-supremacist-terrorist

[rmgill]

http://blogs.wsj.com/canadarealtime/2012/08/31/quebec-whodunit-14-of-provinces-syrup-reserves-go-missing/

 

30 million dollars in maple syrup stolen! The strategic reserve!

 

Ware the Glatun!

[Ivanhoe]

http://www.phantomsway.com/drunk-canadian-men-arrested-riding-couch-towed-behind-atv-mcdonalds-drive-thru/

 

Man, you can’t do anything fun in Canada. Two New Brunswick men were arrested after riding on a couch that was being towed by an ATV. The unconventional conveyance was used to make a McDonalds run and ended on the frozen Mirimichi River where the two inebriated occupants of the couch were arrested. The driver of the ATV is still at large so take proper precautions.

[Ivanhoe]

BLM calls J Trudeau a white supremacist terrorist.

 

https://www.vice.com/en_ca/article/black-lives-matter-toronto-called-justin-trudeau-a-white-supremacist-terrorist

 

This one completely has me baffled;

 

"Don't cheer," Khogali said. "We know what that is, we know what that manipulation is, it is what this country is founded on—erasure and silencing of the real history of this land. The genocide of Indigenous people, in which the state is founded on. The enslavement and genocide of black people, in which the state is founded on."

 

Black people are indigenous to Canada? Wow!! So the so-called First Nations people are mere interlopers who have no claim to anything?

 

There's an obvious Kevin Costner joke, but I can't even go there...

[Panzermann]

He She did not directly say this. He She puts the two sentences next to each other so it seems like it. If challenged he she can wiggle out. slippery bastard bastardette.

 

 

edited for sex change

Edited February 17, 2017 by Panzermann

[Ivanhoe]

But what does this say about the guy, if he thinks he can trick low-IQ Canadians into thinking that some unnamed Canadian state enslaved blacks and committed genocide against them?

 

I could understand if this was one of those "misspoke" situations, but it is really dumb to be lambasting white Canadians with rhetoric that wouldn't even fly in Alabama.

 

Perhaps it is one of those absurd things in the Age of the Intertubes, where saying obnoxious falsehoods that trigger confirmation bias can earn you a good living...

[MiloMorai]

The he you speak of is a she.