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Will there be and end to this poutine madness? :P

 

I have only had it once, and it was duck confit poutine. It was one of the most amazing things I have ever tasted........and that is coming from someone who does not like duck all that much.

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FAIL!!! Those maple leafs in the roundel on the WWII scheme should be the simple subdued red circle. :angry2:

 

Mr. Jim Belliveau could have done a better job researching BoB a/c colours.

 

Or he was overruled by the PR pukes...gotta show CANADA! don't you know...

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https://www.google.c...iw=1050&bih=522

FAIL!!! Those maple leafs in the roundel on the WWII scheme should be the simple subdued red circle. :angry2:

 

Mr. Jim Belliveau could have done a better job researching BoB a/c colours.

 

Or he was overruled by the PR pukes...gotta show CANADA! don't you know...

 

Pete, the camo colours are completely wrong for the BoB era.

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https://www.google.c...iw=1050&bih=522

FAIL!!! Those maple leafs in the roundel on the WWII scheme should be the simple subdued red circle. :angry2:

 

Mr. Jim Belliveau could have done a better job researching BoB a/c colours.

 

Or he was overruled by the PR pukes...gotta show CANADA! don't you know...

 

Pete, the camo colours are completely wrong for the BoB era.

 

I'm not surprised.

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A young Pamela Anderson, I presume?

 

Here's a gal who is just stunning;

 

 

I have no idea what shows she has been in, but she is easy on the eyes.

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A young Pamela Anderson, I presume?

 

Here's a gal who is just stunning;

 

 

 

 

I have no idea what shows she has been in, but she is easy on the eyes.

 

Yeah Pamela Anderson before she was defiled by Hollywood and the plastic surgeons knife.

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A young Pamela Anderson, I presume?

 

Here's a gal who is just stunning;

 

 

 

 

 

I have no idea what shows she has been in, but she is easy on the eyes.

 

Yeah Pamela Anderson before she was defiled by Hollywood and the plastic surgeons knife.

 

 

She's really put herself back together again, hepatitis and all.

 

 

A young Pamela Anderson, I presume?

 

Here's a gal who is just stunning;

 

 

 

I have no idea what shows she has been in, but she is easy on the eyes.

 

It says who she is right on the watermark old man ;)

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https://www.google.c...iw=1050&bih=522

FAIL!!! Those maple leafs in the roundel on the WWII scheme should be the simple subdued red circle. :angry2:

 

Mr. Jim Belliveau could have done a better job researching BoB a/c colours.

 

Or he was overruled by the PR pukes...gotta show CANADA! don't you know...

 

 

Could be a legal issue. The RAF Type B Roundel now is UK only. Do note that as well as the 1940's style fuselage roundel, the a/c has modern RCAF markings under the cockpit.

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The Rhino party

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhinoceros_Party_of_Canada_(1963%E2%80%9393)

 

Other platform promises of the Rhinoceros Party included:

  • Repealing the law of gravity[18][19]
  • Providing higher education by building taller schools[10]
  • Instituting English, French and illiteracy as Canada's three official languages[10]
  • Tearing down the Rocky Mountains so that Albertans could see the Pacific sunset[19]
  • Making Montreal the Venice of North America by damming the St. Lawrence River[20]
  • Abolishing the environment because it's too hard to keep clean and it takes up so much space[10]
  • Annexing the United States, which would take its place as the third territory in Canada's backyard (after the Yukon and the Northwest Territories—Nunavut did not yet exist), in order to eliminate foreign control of Canada's natural resources[21]
  • Ending crime by abolishing all laws[22]
  • To provide more parking in the Maritimes and to create the world's largest parking lot respectively, paving the Bay of Fundy and the province of Manitoba [10][19]
  • Turning Montreal's Saint Catherine Street into the world's longest bowling alley[10]
  • Amending Canada's Freedom of Information Act: "Nothing is free anymore; Canadians should have to pay for their information".[23]
  • Making the Canadian climate more temperate by tapping into the natural resource of hot air in Ottawa.[23]
  • Storing nuclear waste in the Senate: "After all, we've been storing political waste there for years".[23]
  • Adopting the British system of driving on the left; this was to be gradually phased in over five years with large trucks and tractors first, then buses, eventually including small cars, and bicycles and wheelchairs last.[12]
  • Selling the Canadian Senate at an antique auction in California[19][21]
  • Putting the national debt on Visa[24]
  • Declaring war on Belgium because a Belgian cartoon character, Tintin, killed a rhinoceros in one of the cartoons[25]
  • Offering to call off the proposed Belgium-Canada war if Belgium delivered a case of mussels and a case of Belgian beer to Rhinoceros "Hindquarters" in Montreal (the Belgian Embassy in Ottawa did, in fact, do this)[25]
  • Painting Canada's coastal sea limits in watercolour so that Canadian fish would know where they were at all times[20]
  • Banning guns and butter, since both kill[20]
  • Banning lousy Canadian winters[10]
  • Building a bridge spanning the country, from Vancouver Island to Newfoundland.[26]
  • Making the Trans-Canada Highway one way only.[26]
  • Changing Canada's currency to bubble gum, so it could be inflated or deflated at will.[27]
  • Donating a free rhinoceros to every aspiring artist in Canada[21]
  • Counting the Thousand Islands to see if the Americans have stolen any[8]
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Sounds reasonable. I'd vote for them if they still existed! :lol:

 

 

Great taste in the mascot choice. Do canadian political partys have animal mascots as the USian do? A rhino is most definitely way cooler than a donkey or an elephant! :D

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