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Viva Texas, said the ladies :P

 

I have a feeling the clientele, like male strip clubs, will also mainly be men.

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And they say Texas is a backwards place...

 

 

I hear you have to go to Austin for the real enlightenment.

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LOL.

 

If it was up to me, food aid would be a box of vegetables, some hamburger meat, a few apples and some milk. Don't like it? Buy your own damn food.

 

If I remember correctly, 1/3 of all American households get some sort of food aid from the government. I'd like to see how many of those households have cars newer than mine, and multiple televisions.... With cable, of course.

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Actually teaching people basic cooking skills might help as well, give someone from third world some flour,, sugar, spices and oil and in an hour they have some nice breads to eat. Here people would just stare at it.

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Actually teaching people basic cooking skills might help as well, give someone from third world some flour,, sugar, spices and oil and in an hour they have some nice breads to eat. Here people would just stare at it. throw it at you.

FIFY

 

They'd be angry you didn't give them something to eat right that moment, or angry that you didn't give them $. Or both.

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Actually teaching people basic cooking skills might help as well, give someone from third world some flour,, sugar, spices and oil and in an hour they have some nice breads to eat. Here people would just stare at it. throw it at you.

FIFY

 

They'd be angry you didn't give them something to eat right that moment, or angry that you didn't give them $. Or both.

 

 

In thread synergy, maybe some sort of 20mm Madsen gun, with a full drum magazine of Twinkies.

 

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Actually teaching people basic cooking skills might help as well, give someone from third world some flour,, sugar, spices and oil and in an hour they have some nice breads to eat. Here people would just stare at it. throw it at you.

FIFY

 

They'd be angry you didn't give them something to eat right that moment, or angry that you didn't give them $. Or both.

 

In thread synergy, maybe some sort of 20mm Madsen gun, with a full drum magazine of Twinkies.

 

I'm thinking that Twinkies will be aerodynamically unstable. I recommend Ding Dongs, with spin around the vertical axis like a hockey puck.

 

Notable a-holes could be served a frozen Ding Dong right to the incisors.

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I'm sorry. My brothers already paid.

 

Agreed. When I was living in the Carolinas (North!), I remember having this history class in which a liberal minded professor was giving a lecture on the civil right movement, post WW2, in which a student that could have been of any race, said something simmilar, like "rich white men have done nothing for black folks" or something like that. The best was the answer from the professor, "what about Antietam? Or Abraham Lincoln, John F Kennedy and LBJ?"

 

Her answer was "what is an Antietam? What does that do for black people?"

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Obviously, this is men's fault. That ignorant twat should have been in the kitchen waiting for her man to come home and wear her out, not in the classroom. S/F.....Ken M

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Tell her Antietam is a Procter & Gamble brand for a whitener.

 

--- fookin spelling corrector! ---

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I have to admit that this mini mall is about 4 miles from my house and I pass it on the way to work daily....

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So, I used to be fairly involved with the building and battling of Radio Controlled model warships. A friend of mine had his ~5.5 foot ship in a full pine box for hauling from home to pond or wherever. One time, he had this pine box strapped to the roof of his car, and was driving carefully on back roads in Southwest VA, worrying about it getting knocked off, etc. A line of cars stacked up behind him, so he pulled off into the next parking lot that he found to let them pass. Turns out it was a funeral home. The line of cars passed slowly with the occupants of each staring at him strangely. Took another friend to point out just what they looked like they were doing....

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I'm sorry. My brothers already paid.

 

Agreed. When I was living in the Carolinas (North!), I remember having this history class in which a liberal minded professor was giving a lecture on the civil right movement, post WW2, in which a student that could have been of any race, said something simmilar, like "rich white men have done nothing for black folks" or something like that. The best was the answer from the professor, "what about Antietam? Or Abraham Lincoln, John F Kennedy and LBJ?"

 

Her answer was "what is an Antietam? What does that do for black people?"

 

 

Education is the key to solving many of our Nation's problems.

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