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^ What a pussy!

 

A helmet? You're dead- screw the helmet laws, man.

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The BDS vs. ODS debate on a parellel thread made me set out for pictures documenting the great American tradition that at any time half of the electorate thinks they are governed by the Antichrist, and I found a complete website about it!

 

Speculation on the Antichrist

 

Chapter 11 – In Search of the Last Days Church

 

by

 

Dene McGriff

 

The election is over. The long campaign finally ended with the astounding win by a relative newcomer, Barack Obama, who is one of the greatest and inspiring communicators since JFK. Before the voting began, speculation was rampant that he could be THE ONE. I received anywhere from 10 to 30 emails every day, mainly from Christians on Obama, warning about this or that aspect of his background. Frankly, it was embarrassing to be counted among them. You will notice that we said little or nothing about the election. We never took sides but spoofed both sides.

 

Frankly, I think there is no quicker way for a Christian or a ministry to lose credibility than to make absolute predictions about the identity of the Antichrist or give dates for things to happen. Sadly, they do it all the time and are never held accountable. As a prophetic ministry and “prophetic” Christians, we need to be careful. People are watching us—I hesitate to sound arrogant, but immediately after the election our statistics went off the chart…sorry to disappoint. So when it comes to major events and players of our time, I would suggest that we spend more time in the Bible than on Fox News or CNN. The Bible is the most incredible prophetic book the world has ever seen, and if you have an open heart and mind, God will use it to reveal things you need to know.

 

“But you, O Daniel, shut up the words and seal the Book until the time of the end. [Then] many shall run to and fro and search anxiously [through the Book], and knowledge [of God's purposes as revealed by His prophets] shall be increased and become great” (Daniel 12:4 – Amplified Version)

 

I will never forget the day about 25 years ago when a couple of friends presented me with a thick binder cryptically titled “The ‘R’ File.” It was full of news clippings and articles. What did the “R” stand for? Ronald Reagan! To be precise: Ronald (6 letters) Wilson (6 letters) Reagan (6 letters) = 666! There were a thousand and one reasons – proof positive that Reagan was the Antichrist! Now unless he can raise from the dead and be healed of his Alzheimer’s head wound, I doubt it very much. Just about every president has also been so labeled:

 

John F. Kennedy – Here is a website that still thinks he will recover from his head wound and appear – a Roman Catholic with Kissinger as his sidekick.

 

George H. W. Bush – Some thought he might be when he announced the New World Order.

 

Bill Clinton – Here is someone who wrote a book about it!

 

George W. Bush – He is probably one of the favorite candidates and reportedly, even the Pope thinks so. Here is a book dedicated to the subject. Here is a website. He claimed to be a Christian, a friend and supporter of Israel, etc.

 

Now we move on to the latest candidate – Barack Hussein Obama. Just Google “Barack Obama Antichrist” and you will see what I mean. You will find over 500 articles, websites and books on the subject. Many speculate that he is a Muslim (of course, hiding his true identity), a Manchurian Candidate (just Google the subject and you will find over 120 articles), a communist, a socialist, etc., etc. Friends – brothers and sisters in Christ — this is why people look at Christians and are appalled, befuddled and outraged over our absurd claims of Antichrist now revealed!

 

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http://www.the-tribulation-network.com/new_tribnet/ebooks/last_days_church/ch11-last_days_church.htm

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It's ok to make fun of obvious morons without being labeled a RASCIST

 

if you're Al Franken and/or Jon Oliver.

 

Isn't that right, perpetually butthurt snowflakes of TN?

 

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Speculation on the Antichrist

 

Chapter 11 – In Search of the Last Days Church

 

This article is morally bankrupt.

 

 

John F. Kennedy – Here is a website that still thinks he will recover from his head wound and appear – a Roman Catholic with Kissinger as his sidekick.

 

George H. W. Bush – Some thought he might be when he announced the New World Order.

 

Bill Clinton – Here is someone who wrote a book about it!

 

George W. Bush – He is probably one of the favorite candidates and reportedly, even the Pope thinks so. Here is a book dedicated to the subject. Here is a website. He claimed to be a Christian, a friend and supporter of Israel, etc.

 

Now we move on to the latest candidate – Barack Hussein Obama.

 

I don't know about you Gringos, but I'd get out of a place with so many Antichrists screwing around! Fortunately LBJ, Ford and Carter didn't make it to the list!

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Dubya is not the Antichrist, he´s the Devil himself. Ask Chavez.

 

Well Chavez would be the one to know who is in charge of hell, to bad he can't take any questions. Damn Joooos

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You think the Bohemian Grove could of afforded some better security, being part of the shadow conspiracy and all.

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Carb rage.
The Associated PressPosted: Thursday, May 14, 2015, 7:29 AM

NEWBURG, Pa. (AP) - State police say a New York man became angry when he couldn't get macaroni and cheese at a Pennsylvania Turnpike rest stop, then furious when the same restaurant was out of potatoes.

Forty-seven-year-old Kevin Nelson, of Amsterdam, was cited for disorderly conduct Wednesday.

Police say Nelson stopped at a Roy Rogers at a rest stop in Hopewell Township, Cumberland County on Monday night then became "angry and agitated and began to curse" after learning the restaurant was out of macaroni and cheese.

Police say Nelson then got coffee from another vendor, and returned to order potatoes at the Roy Rogers. Told they were out of potatoes, too, Nelson allegedly became enraged and began throwing condiments over the counter.

A phone number for Nelson could not immediately be located.

 

 

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The question was "If you founded America, what would you have done differently?"

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