The 'vladmir Putin Rocks' Thread

[Typhoid Maxx]

Not the "crazed Orthodox monk", not unless he could blame it on the Wahhabi Muslim in the Balkans and use it as a recruitment drive against a "lax" Protestant ethic.

 

Akakija is sane, fanatical, only 42, fully "up to date", and MIGHT forge a bridge between the Russian Zealots and the Olde Skoole Greek mind jobs.....Akakije has STRONG backing still from Greece, so despite Russian Zealots backing him he might "Unite The Cause"...these people are not sitting with their thumbs up their asses.

[toysoldier]

Well, the orthodox priests that attend to the Russian Orthodox church in Havana aren't as near as... motivated/interesting as that

[X-Files]

Awesome

http://vladimirputinactioncomics.tumblr.com/

[Sardaukar]

I posted it before...author is probably in Gulag now.

[X-Files]

I know, but not here. Where it belongs.

 

[bd1]

´´how many times can you tell a good joke?´´

``3 times - to your friend, to the interrogator and to your cellmate´´

[Sardaukar]

Not bad!

[X-Files]

Sergei Lavrov, Russia's no nonsense foreign minister, ended his meetings with William Hague in London without any noticeable change in Moscow's uncooperative approach to various security issues, but at least on this occasion he managed to mind his language.

It was Mr Lavrov, you may recall, who subjected David Miliband, Mr Hague's immediate predecessor, to a tirade of foul-mouthed abuse – including liberal use of the "F" word – over Britain's refusal to condone Russia's unprovoked invasion of Georgia in the summer of 2008.

As one Whitehall official reported at the time, Mr Lavrov's liberal use of various expletives meant that it was difficult for officials to present a readable draft of the conversation.

 

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/concoughlin/100207055/are-the-russians-finally-learning-some-manners/

[Mr King]

http://imgur.com/a/tvHuk/

[X-Files]

Because after the election comes the flexibility.

 

As in Russian Air Force biceps. #FistBumpStrongManPutin

 

http://freebeacon.com/russian-bomber-roulette/

[BansheeOne]

Ah, the guys who throw a fit whenever a Russian submarine or aircraft comes within 200 nm of US airspace and blame it on Obama for reducing funds of systems not yet introduced.

[X-Files]

Vladimir proves again to be manly man, exaggerating like a real fisherman.

 

President Vladimir Putin's opponents on Monday gleefully sought to prove the Russian strongman had massively exaggerated the weight of a pike he caught on a recent fishing expedition to Siberia. The Kremlin on Friday had announced that Putin managed to catch a 21 kilogramme (46 pound) pike while on a trip to the region of Tuva, providing television footage and pictures of the president stripped to the waist as he cast his line.

 

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Peace/2013/07/29/Russian-bloggers-cast-doubt-on-Putins-fishy-tale

[Cinaruco]

When are Russians going to realize that they are just another European state, not the big scary Asian Horde they pretend to be?

[Garth]

Quién es más macho ... Señor Barack Obama,

 

 

o Señor Vladimir Putin?

 

 

 

Señor Vladimir Putin es mas macho.

[Cinaruco]

Or maybe one is overcompensating, just sayin'.

[Garth]

Quién es más macho ... Señor Barack Obama,

 

o Señor Vladimir Putin?

 

 

Señora Michelle Obama es mas machista

[Panzermann]

riding a bicycle in the us of a w/o dedicated bike lanes between the regular car traffic needs some balls for sure. riding a bicycle in most German cities ain't no fun either.

[X-Files]

 

 

 

Five ways Obama can man up and punch back against Putin

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2013/07/30/five-ways-obama-can-man-up-and-punch-back-against-putin/#ixzz2aaOIvq39

Edited July 31, 2013 by X-Files

[urbanoid]

Vladimir proves again to be manly man, exaggerating like a real fisherman.

 

President Vladimir Putin's opponents on Monday gleefully sought to prove the Russian strongman had massively exaggerated the weight of a pike he caught on a recent fishing expedition to Siberia. The Kremlin on Friday had announced that Putin managed to catch a 21 kilogramme (46 pound) pike while on a trip to the region of Tuva, providing television footage and pictures of the president stripped to the waist as he cast his line.

 

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Peace/2013/07/29/Russian-bloggers-cast-doubt-on-Putins-fishy-tale

[Corinthian]

That pike in Putin's hands is like a neutron star. Small dimensions, but greater mass.

 

 

hehehe

[Ivanhoe]

That pike in Putin's hands is like a neutron star. Small dimensions, but greater mass.

 

 

hehehe

 

Another first for Vlad; first time in history a fish has gained weight after taxidermy.

[Panzermann]

imho even better comparison montage:



Definitely a super-heavy neutron pike

[X-Files]

imho even better comparison montage:

 

 

Definitely a super-heavy neutron pike

 

LIES! Strongman Putin towers above mere mortals, so of course 21,0 kg fish appears puny.

[X-Files]

Strongman Putin knows what time it is.

http://www.npr.org/2013/08/04/208796058/snowden-case-illustrates-decline-in-u-s-russia-relations

 

Kramer, a former State Department official who worked on Russia, is among those calling on Obama to cancel plans for a summit next month.

"Why Obama would want to subject himself to more of Putin and not come away with anything substantive is a mystery to me," he says.

 

[X-Files]

Vladimir Putin appears to be seizing on the Egyptian crisis and the U.S. response to it to expand Russia’s influence in the Arab world’s most populous country.

On Thursday afternoon President Barack Obama announced that the U.S. would be cancelling a joint military exercise with the Egyptian Army over its violent crackdown on supporters of the Muslim Brotherhood.

Shortly afterwards, Egypt Independent reported that Putin had called an extraordinary session in the Kremlin to put “all Russian military facilities ‘at the Egyptian military's disposal.’" The report, which cited several sources without providing any further details about them, also said that “Putin will discuss Russian arrangements for joint-military exercises with the Egyptian army.”

http://thediplomat.com/the-editor/2013/08/16/in-egypt-crisis-russia-sees-opportunity/