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Absolutely terrible teams full of mouthbreathers today. I've been playing over 3h now and may not get my 6th daily complete. Just pathetic.

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No way I'm playing tonight. From the first 10 seconds I predict how we'll lose and then the battle unfolds EXACTLY how I predicted. Why didn't anybody else see it?

I have better things to do.

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Just watched an enemy P II solo our IS-8 without losing a single hp. That's after I did 2100 dmg and scouted for another 4500 in my T32.

We lost of course. And that's with my brother doing a fantastic amount of damage with his S-51.There is no carrying some teams. Actually lost 3 games in a row with the T32. If your T9s are morons there's no saving the team.

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Player "Ogre" calls me a troll. Since I can't understand why, I add him and ask.

His response is that I had made "jackass affirmative responses", that I was reported and (in capitals) never to contact him.

Thing is, he had me confused with someone else.

Sigh. Did try to contact VPG(his clan), no response yet, but I will try again tomorrow. Getting tired of people like him and "clydec".

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VPG =bunch of doofuses now that Gyrados is gone.

 

We lost in the semifinals to W-A-R. Got pounded in by HEAT-shooting SU-26s who were getting some serious lucky shots (Three tanks were shot through buildings in the final match. Yes, through.), and we were too sluggish to respond to the threat. Ah well, we outlasted all of the Forge and Guerrillas teams. Thankfully we are just a second-string scrub clan. :^)

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Encounter battle on Himillsdorf...the ENTIRE enemy team is on hill (I find this out by running into them and dying in my T-43) Half our team is near cap. I say "CAP NOW whole team is on hill".

 

"NOT YET" comes in reply, as the half of my team not on hill rushes to HILL!!!

 

"Good plan" I say "wait till all dead until cap".

 

We suffer all vehicles destroyed.

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In one of my rare battles this weekend I started in the North of some map with a beach to the West. Both teams mostly heavies and my T-150 is in the middle. 2 arty each. So I drive my T-150 to the beach. Only a M4 comes with me. When I get to the beach I see 2 IS-6's and an IS-3, KV-4,T29, T34, coming my way. I don't know about the M4 but I am outclassed. I ask for help. I Look at my team, whats left is mid and East. We are already down 4 tanks. So I try to hold them off a bit. The M4 helps. Those tanks worked together and rolled over us. They capped quickly.

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Got pounded in by HEAT-shooting SU-26s who were getting some serious lucky shots (Three tanks were shot through buildings in the final match. Yes, through.)

 

That has happened to me as well.. overhead arc cover apparently isn't cover at all ....

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Defeat

Battle: Port Monday, February 04, 2013 3:16:39 PM

Vehicle: 59-16

Experience received: 715

Credits received: 19,662

Battle Achievements: Pascucci's Medal, Sniper, Sharpshooter

More xp (when taking away the win bonus) than everyone on their team. Five kills. Team still loses.

 

Why?

 

Like most maps both teams met in two areas on opposite sides of the map. My team won one area, their team won another. Their winning force was closer to our base than ours was to theirs. Did anyone turn around and try and stop them from capping? NOPE.

 

They kept on at full speed towards their base. That idiotic 'cap faster' mentality that's like a virus most WoT players are infected with.

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Moron by the handle of Wydowyr pushes me in my damaged 59-16 into line of sight of the enemy and gets me killed just so he can get in a shot or two on some cornered enemies. I point this out and all he does is act like a jerk and laugh it off.

 

Reported him. Have no faith WG's nonexistant policing will do anything about it, though. :glare:

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Did try to contact VPG(his clan), no response yet, but I will try again tomorrow. Getting tired of people like him and "clydec".

Lo and behold!

I got in contact with one of the commanders of the clan. He wrote a very polite answer appologising for the player's behavior.

I like! :)

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So after this game I get Dragon Ridge. Top tank is tier 9. Joy.

 

I go and spot in the middle. Hopefully light up how many enemy are coming so the guys behind me have a bit of a clue. Problem is... no one's behind me. Well, that's not true. A single tier 7 goes village and gets wiped out by the 6-7 they sent village. Where's my whole team? One arty is in the back. One AFKer hasn't moved. Two morons went west. The rest are all in that eastern depression area.

 

Brilliant move on their part. Who needs high ground, amirite? Enemy pushes through and encircles the morons in the depression. When I point out how stupid that was these guys with sub-50% w/rs start to tell me I'm the idiot.

 

I honestly haven't met as stupid an overall playerbase as I have in this game. I guess it's a testament that the second biggest thread we have in this new section is this mouthbreather one.

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This is why I hate it when heavies aren't heavies.

 

Mouthbreather with the handle blindspot[bLC] is sitting back at base while the rest of the team is up at the front (map was Highway). I ask him what he's doing.

 

"I'm defending the base" (first mistaken view)

 

I point out how the best way to 'defend' is push the likely avenues of approach with your team and work together.

 

"Tiger is a sniper tank... just play your tank" (second mistaken view)

 

I play my tank. I ended up with more xp in a frickin' 59-16 than my whole team and 13 of theirs. Sadly, I can't carry a team in this POS. If this moron had moved with the rest of us a tight fight in the town may have turned our way (when all 3 survivors from their team made it to our base they had less than 20% hps each).

 

This is the problem when folks talk about the Tiger as a 'sniper,' morons out there listen and follow it to the letter, hindering their team even further than just bringing a bad tank to the battle.

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The morning started off great, went 5-1 then I decided to do one more game in my T69. The map was Sigfried Line and I was in the bottom 1/3rd of the list and since I don't have the 90 yet I was feeling particularly undergunned. It turned out that our arty was crap, and that fighting in town was not a strong point for any of our heavies. When the dust had settled we lost 13-2 and I was the top damage dealer on the team.

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Just suffered my first loss on the WZ-131 (btw, even stock it's light years ahead of the 59-16).

 

Why?

 

We only had 11 players playing. One Lorraine, which was one of the high tier, was hiding in the very back behind a bush afk. We had another Tiger back by arty and away from the fighting. I don't know if he was botting or just the worst player ever. It was hard to tell. We had another Tiger P that was WAY in the back trying to snipe... at targets he couldn't hit because he was too far back. Lastly, we had a T71 that was near the Lorraine trying to snipe from extreme range as well.

 

It's frustrating when you get so much stupid on one team that there's really no point in even playing the match.

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So much stupidity this morning. Here's the two I remember:

 

- Karelia. Type 58. Northern team.

 

Twelve of my team goes south. TWELVE. They run into that corner that the southern team likes to hide around and just stop. They outnumber the enemy 2:1 but no one has any balls so they spend almost the entire game playing peekaboo. Meanwhile it's clearly visible on the minimap (which I'm starting to think most players accidentally closed and then never bothered to bring back up) that a very large enemy force is in the north and quickly overrunning the 1-2 we have there. I was initially in the southern group but diverted north as soon as I saw this. I'm pleading in chat for the southern group to move their ass and roll the southern enemy force or at least send some back to base.

 

They do neither.

 

Enemy rolls into our base. We've killed twice as many as they've killed of us. However, mouthbreathers always find a way to lose.

 

- Mines. Type 58. Northern team.

 

This map has to have the most basic strat of all of them in the game: if you have any bit of speed you push the hill. Basically a guaranteed win to the team that controls it.

 

This is the only map I ever say anything at the start. I always tell my team that fast movers need to push it. Game starts. What happens?

 

Yeah, all our fast movers go island and then... stop and snipe. I'm the first one to the hill from my team, see 3 enemy go up, try to get in some shots and still push it, but enemy has snipers way in the back and I lose a lot of health. I fall back and look for another way.

 

As expected, we get rolled. I lay into my team and let them know how stupid their strat was. Per the usual some horribad players (Juggernaut5actual is the one that I remember the most) with terrible records defend their shitty play.

 

Another day in WoT.

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Golden rule of WoT: Special events with bonus XP bring out the mouthbreathers in force.

 

- Fjords. Type 58. East team.

 

Pretty typical game till I die. Fairly even, we're slightly behind. After I die I look at the map and see a Pz IV that was sitting at the base the whole time (stupid), but that's not what I'm writing about. Clueless campers are the norm in this game so not worth writing about at this point.

 

No, what pisses me off is a KV-1 by the name of TaNaMira. He's in the far east by that river looking down. Obviously AFK. I ask everyone to report him. Then he starts moving. WTF?! Do these idiots load the game, get in game, and then do nothing till called out and then start moving? What kind of pathetic existence is that?!

 

Well, after I ask everyone to start reporting him he starts moving... backwards... up a slope. Takes him 2-3 minutes to get out. I still think he's a bot at this point but I ask again that everyone report him and then he starts chatting in horrible English.

 

So, basically, we had a clueless player. Times like this WoT really needs a function to report someone as a 'poor skilled player' like LoL does. It doesn't hurt them, but what should happen is the MM would put all these poorer players into the same pool so they don't annoy the crap out of the rest of us.

 

That is, if the MM considered skill level and such. I know, I know, too hard for WG even though dozens, if not hundreds of other games, do it already. :glare:

 

- Steppes. WZ-131. Southern team.

 

I'll just tl;dr this one. We have two arty that just sat in the base and never moved to cover. An enemy tank comes up the middle and spots them. They both die. They then both blame the team.

 

Nope. I call them out on their moronic play. The most ardent mouthbreather defending his stupidity was Trooper13. After he called me a noob for pointing out how stupid it was not to hide I looked up his stats on my laptop and shared them with the team (hint: they're bad). He was pretty quiet after that.

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Golden rule of WoT: Special events with bonus XP bring out the mouthbreathers in force.

 

Yeah, it was bad this morning. It took two hours to knock out the two tripples I cared about. Thankfully there were no Sheriff matches or I'd still probably be trying for that last win.

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