How Do You Take Your Dog?

[Sardaukar]

Ouch!

[scj1014]

We always have a couple of different kinds of hot dogs in the freezer for quick meals.

 

My wife and son prefer grilled Oscar Mayer hot dogs...wife eats them with chopped onions and chili, my son on a bun with either French's mustard or Heinz ketchup.

 

I only eat Ball Park brand hot dogs with Gulden's spicy brown mustard...I don't like grilled hot dogs, mine are either steamed or boiled in water.

 

The Labrador will eat any hot dog, cooked or raw with any or no condiments at all. To be honest, he will eat just about anything, with the exception of lemons and oranges. And, yes, that includes raw carrots and cauliflower.

[scj1014]

 

Obama Style

 

Is that Kenya-style, an obscure Indonesian recipe or some special White House culinary treat...like for a snack while watching a basketball game?

[Mr King]

24 ways to eat hot dogs

 

http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/185478/24-ways-to-eat-a-hot-dog/

[X-Files]

Speaking of which, those little yellow devils never fail to make me laugh.

http://gawker.com/5947874/kentucky-chinese-restaurant-shuttered-after-customers-spot-roadkill-being-brought-into-kitchen

[Typhoid Maxx]

Eaten a real dog. Proper damn thing. Only thing hungrier than it, was me. So I offered it bread crust.

 

A wolf would have NEVER come with ITS sight of a man to fall for that.

 

Hell, knew an army "mutt" -- fucked all the army guard dog bitches -- would NOT eat my bread or "pate"...always wondered about that....friendly damn thing I used practicably shoved the bread in its mouth...forest guard position, technically not there.

 

River close. Lot of bugs.

 

Burned machine oil rags once the [WORSE ONE] battalion CEO locked himself and got royally. Hell, shit happened, he'd a mad fuck all a difference.

 

I COULD taken command, Hell oldest, highest Soldier Rank (NOT an OFFICER rank)...

 

 

Anyways, he...once the dirty, burning rags drove of the goddamn mosquitoes and those big ones...would eat the bugs...but not our bread or pate.

 

Wonder what he knew we didn't.

 

HOT DOG....bun, steamed, spike inserted, New York/French Hot Dog type used mustard...yes, we noticed there is no difference. Tried steamed, instead of fried onions...prefer fried...steamed, roller steamed dog.

 

I love Jews, so Hebrew - NEVER heard off it before - is next, Curry wurst with Bavarian is a killer (THOSE Machines, the make them for you, sliced sausage?) are coolly...further, we moved away "hotdog"

 

But DAMN, a foot lung with sauerkraut and triple polish garlic is...just DAMN.

[Typhoid Maxx]

Mr King, the Hell you alive...me HUNGRY.

[Typhoid Maxx]

Sardaukar needs to do the PERFECT hangover cure...you know, with the doughnut.

 

Why is doughnut but do-nut do-nut?

[Rocky Davis]

^{My fave - lots of mustard on the bun, then the hot dog itself (preferably. grilled with black char markings), then hot chili toppoed by chopped yellow onions, sliced pickled jalapeño peppers and grated cheedar cheese.}

[Simon Tan]

I am coming round to a very austere and purist view of the hot dog. The best grilled wurst man can conceive, a simple bun to hold it and a little mustard on the side.

Mustard, wholegrain, homemade.

[chino]

Ate stewed dog once in Beijing.

 

Immediately felt like throwing up. Must be all the silly western conditioning. Donkey/mule (can't tell the difference) was a lot better.

[Mr King]

Chino can you describe what dog tastes like?

[Mike Steele]

Chino can you describe what dog tastes like?

Chicken, it tastes just like chicken.

[Mr King]

Chino can you describe what dog tastes like?

Chicken, it tastes just like chicken.

 

Or does chicken taste like dog................

[Simon Tan]

No. Dog tastes much 'gamier' than chicken. It is perhaps closer to pork than chikin. Traditionally dog is heavily flavored to mask the 'game' (it's not quite game per venison etc.). Also, it depends on the pooch. A proper eating dog is fed a diet to reduce this and to get meat on the bone. The latter is a real issue with non farmed dogs. Dog is eaten for fortifying purposes. In Korea, it is called 'special jiggae' to avoid discomfiting Americans.

[Mr King]

Rice A Rösti?

 

Apparently the Swiss like a good hot "dog" now and again too.

 

Article with of course a quote from the nutjobs at PETA.

 

http://www.huffingto..._n_2398224.html

Edited January 4, 2013 by Mr King

[Simon Tan]

Smoked mutt would be tough. Cats are almost hopeless as meat sources unless you start with a particularly overplump one. Huffpo readers on the other hand should volunteer to be solyent green.