The Lesbian Cheerleader Thread, Redux

[shep854]

Thank you Jim, now I know the name of the gal whose derriere in skintight jeans was photographed at the World Cup. Classic, classic snapshot.

 

The feminist view;

 

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/writers/ann_killion/09/14/reporters/index.html

 

Chuckle.

 

 

Clinton Portis accidentally spoke the truth and is now getting punished for it...

 

Of course it's never the girl's fault. Just like it wouldn't be my fault if I sat on my apartment stoop cleaning my guns, and I got burglarized.

[rmgill]

Life has become extremely complex in the University of New Mexico's English department in the three years since Lisa D. Chávez, a tenured associate professor, was discovered moonlighting as the phone-sex dominatrix "Mistress Jade," and posing in promotional pictures sexually dominating one of her own graduate students.

 

http://chronicle.com/article/In-Professor-Dominatrix/124369/

 

So, she's a shoo in for the Women Studies Department Chair now eh?

[Doug Kibbey]

So, she's a shoo in for the Women Studies Department Chair now eh?

 

 

Of course, she has just been working towards assembling the material she will need to write the curricula for her hew appointment. This is all just part of diligent course preparation that any concscientious professor engages in. The injustices done to women (paid for in her own personal currency) will just add gravitas to her curriculum.

[X-Files]

New TN Contest - who would you cast in both roles? You have ten seconds : go.

 

A lesbian martial arts expert has staged a jailbreak to free her under age female lover from protective custody where she was being "cured" of her attraction to women, according to reports.

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/indonesia/8029742/Lesbian-martial-arts-expert-frees-under-age-lover-in-Indonesia.html

[Gabe]

I had a professor who offered to fly me first class to spend the Summer at her apatment in the French riveria. She wasn't bad looking, but it's the principle of the thing. To be fair, it's not all that uncommon among male professors and their female grad students.

[Hittite Under The Bridge]

This should be the theme song of this thread- "I love lesbians" by the Sloppy Seconds

 

 

http://www.wegame.com/watch/Sloppy_Seconds_I_love_lesbians/

 

I love lesbians more than anyone

So why don't lesbians love me?

I want lesbians, each and every one

So why don't lesbians want me?

 

It turns me on the way

They all wear sexy lingerie

And string bikinis everywhere they go

But they don't let me watch

As they explore each other's crotch

The way they do on video

 

Oh, I love lesbians more than anyone

So why don't lesbians love me?

And I want lesbians, each and every one

So why don't lesbians want me?

 

It's strange that anyone

Would wonder why a lesbian

Will always be a great athlete

There ain't no mystery

At least as far as I can see

'Cause what they are is what they eat

 

Yeah, I love lesbians more

 

So why don't lesbians love me?

 

Some of them are vampires

And some of them teach gym

Some are topless dancers

But all of them are slim

Some are into leather

And some write poetry

They make love together

Just to fuel my fantasy

 

'Cause I love lesbians more than anyone

So why don't lesbians

Why don't lesbians

Why don't lesbians love me?

Why don't lesbians love me?

Why don't lesbians love me?

Edited October 1, 2010 by Hittite Under The Bridge

[Hittite Under The Bridge]

Here is the famous World Cup derriere shot. As you can see, she's very talented.

 

Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllll

[Soren Ras]

This stuff never gets old.

 

 

--

Soren

[swerve]

.... and I got burglarized. ...

Burglarized? Do you driverize to work, or eaterize your dinner?

 

What's wrong with BURGLED?

[Doug Kibbey]

Burglarized? Do you driverize to work, or eaterize your dinner?

 

What's wrong with BURGLED?

 

What's wrong with Merriam Webster?

 

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/burglarized

 

bur·glar·ize

verb

\ˈbər-glə-ˌrīz also ˈbər-gə-lə-\

bur·glar·izedbur·glar·iz·ing

Definition of BURGLARIZE

transitive verb

1: to break into and steal from <burglarize a house>

2: to commit burglary against

intransitive verb

: to commit burglary

Examples of BURGLARIZE

 

1. <the Watergate scandal began when Republican operatives burglarized the Democratic Party's headquarters in Washington, D.C.>

2. <before they were caught, the thieves had burglarized dozens of houses around the city>

 

First Known Use of BURGLARIZE

1871

[Archie Pellagio]

Must be Yankee-Engrish.

 

It is 'Burgled' in English.

[Doug Kibbey]

Must be Yankee-Engrish.

 

It is 'Burgled' in English.

 

 

What do Brits do by way of having their shirts "Martinized". We can do it in 1-hour.

[swerve]

What do Brits do by way of having their shirts "Martinized". We can do it in 1-hour.

That's a verb derived from a proper noun, & there's no other sensible way to form it. But with burgle/burglarize you have a perfectly good & shorter alternative form of equal age - and both are derived from a noun which was, ultimately, derived from a verb. So why use the longer, uglier word? Why stop there? Why not proceed to 'burglarizer', i.e. someone who burglarizes? Then you get 'burglarizerize', the next logical step in the infinite progression, via 'burglarizerizer', 'burglarizerizeerize', and so on forever.

 

Merriam-Webster simply records what people say.

[Doug Kibbey]

That's a verb derived from a proper noun, & there's no other sensible way to form it. But with burgle/burglarize you have a perfectly good & shorter alternative form of equal age - and both are derived from a noun which was, ultimately, derived from a verb. So why use the longer, uglier word? Why stop there? Why not proceed to 'burglarizer', i.e. someone who burglarizes? Then you get 'burglarizerize', the next logical step in the infinite progression, via 'burglarizerizer', 'burglarizerizeerize', and so on forever.

 

Merriam-Webster simply records what people say.

 

 

So, what do Brits say about those that have been euthanized, anglicized, patronized and organized? Have I been patronededed...?

[Jim Martin]

ROS: We could play at questions.

GUIL: What good would that do?

ROS: Practice!

GUIL: Statement! One-love.

ROS: Cheating!

GUIL: How?

ROS: I hadn't started yet.

GUIL: Statement. Two-love.

ROS: Are you counting that?

GUIL: What?

ROS: Are you counting that?

GUIL: Foul! No repetitions. Three-love. First game to...

ROS: I'm not going to play if you're going to be like that.

GUIL: Whose serve?

ROS: Hah?

GUIL: Foul! No grunts. Love-one.

ROS: Whose go?

GUIL: Why?

ROS: Why not?

GUIL: What for?

ROS: Foul! No synonyms! One-all.

GUIL: What in God's name is going on?

ROS: Foul! No rhetoric. Two-one.

GUIL: What does it all add up to?

ROS: Can't you guess?

GUIL: Were you addressing me?

ROS: Is there anyone else?

GUIL: Who?

ROS: How would I know?

GUIL: Why do you ask?

ROS: Are you serious?

GUIL: Was that rhetoric?

ROS: No.

GUIL: Statement! Two-all. Game point.

ROS: What's the matter with you today?

GUIL: When?

ROS: What?

GUIL: Are you deaf?

ROS: Am I dead?

GUIL: Yes or no?

ROS: Is there a choice?

GUIL: Is there a God?

ROS: Foul! No non sequiturs, three-two, one game all.

GUIL (seriously): What's your name?

ROS: What's yours?

GUIL: I asked you first.

ROS: Statement. One-love.

GUIL: What's your name when you're at home?

ROS: What's yours?

GUIL: When I'm at home?

ROS: Is it different at home?

GUIL: What home?

ROS: Haven't you got one?

GUIL: Why do you ask?

ROS: What are you driving at?

GUIL (with emphasis): What's your name?!

ROS: Repetition. Two-love. Match point to me.

GUIL (seizing him violently): WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

ROS: Rhetoric! Game and match! (Pause.) Where's it going to end?

Edited October 1, 2010 by Jim Martin

[irregularmedic]

Must be Yankee-Engrish.

 

It is 'Burgled' in English.

 

That must be reserved for the Hamburgler.

[Jim Martin]

That must be reserved for the Hamburgler.

 

What are you, some Royalist fifth-columnist? That's Hamburglarizer, you traitor!

[Corinthian]

Enough English lessons, sport! This thread needs more pictures!

 

NSFW

[Doug Kibbey]

Enough English lessons, sport! This thread needs more pictures!

 

NSFW

 

You should be sodomed for that.

[Archie Pellagio]

So, what do Brits say about those that have been euthanized, anglicized, patronized and organized? Have I been patronededed...?

 

In Queen's English it would be Anglicised, patronised and organised.

[swerve]

You should be sodomed for that.

Sodomised.

 

I see you didn't quite get the point.

[DB]

Sodomised.

 

I see you didn't quite get the point.

Oh, I think he did.

 

Of course, give it a few more years and they'll be calling it sodomiseratificatified, or something like that.

 

"Transportation", I ask you.

 

And for a country that feels it has spare letters to send North, "utilize" makes me spit.

[Corinthian]

Of course, give it a few more years and they'll be calling it sodoumiseratificatified, or something like that.

 

FIFY

[Archie Pellagio]

America - Where we take scientific names like aluminium and shorten them to aluminum but turn Burgled into burgularizereied

[Doug Kibbey]

Oh, I think he did.

 

Of course, give it a few more years and they'll be calling it sodomiseratificatified, or something like that.

 

"Transportation", I ask you.

 

And for a country that feels it has spare letters to send North, "utilize" makes me spit.

 

Exactly the sort of thing that we need to disincentivise. Effective immediately.