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Just watching "9th Company" now. Mentioned earlier in this thread I think. Russian movie about Afghanistan. Good stuff, lots of Sov hardware.

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Watched 28 Months later with some friends. I've never seen 28 days later, but was told it wouldn't be necessary. Not a fan of zombie movies, but I had a blast watching it with some friends who don't mind giving it the MST3k treatment.

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Just watching "9th Company" now. Mentioned earlier in this thread I think. Russian movie about Afghanistan. Good stuff, lots of Sov hardware.

 

That s a Pearl Harbor of the Russian war movies.

Watch Afghan Breakdown if you can get it.

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Watched 28 Months later with some friends. I've never seen 28 days later, but was told it wouldn't be necessary. Not a fan of zombie movies, but I had a blast watching it with some friends who don't mind giving it the MST3k treatment.

The MST3k treatment is the only way to rematch that movie given the terminal stupid infesting the plot and the entire cast of characters. Edited by Rubberanvil
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The MST3k treatment is the only way to rematch that movie given the terminal stupid infesting the plot and the entire cast of characters.

 

Seriously, they were playing soccer with the idiot ball. Stupid kids running around in an abandoned city full of zombies. Hubby kissing his zombie wife.

 

Oh, and fire can't go around corners.

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Seriously, they were playing soccer with the idiot ball. Stupid kids running around in an abandoned city full of zombies.

Bad thing is the kids are responsible for infecting rest of the old world. Too many other people don't realize he doesn't need to go rabid to spread the virus. the spread incurs when any one else comes into contact with his bodily fluids, not knowing his is a carrier for the rage virus.

 

Hubby kissing his zombie wife.
Stupidly to advance the plot.

 

Oh, and fire can't go around corners.

Someone been playing too much Bomberman when they were CGing the napalm scenes.

 

 

The real sore point for me is the 28 franchise it is the third iteration of the "rage" bug that I know of and handled most re-tardily of the three.

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This looks like an instant cult classic.

 

 

""Cult Classic" and "Cinematic Masterpiece" barely encompass this cat-fighting, girl-banging, pile-driving, go-go dancing, bronco-busting, bumping & grinding, philosophy-touting, breast-augmenting, femme-tastic f%@#-fest-fight-fantasy of epic proportions."

 

I can't wait to hear Tomas' review. Save your dough until he gets back to us with a "thumbs" sign.

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""Cult Classic" and "Cinematic Masterpiece" barely encompass this cat-fighting, girl-banging, pile-driving, go-go dancing, bronco-busting, bumping & grinding, philosophy-touting, breast-augmenting, femme-tastic f%@#-fest-fight-fantasy of epic proportions."

 

I can't wait to hear Tomas' review. Save your dough until he gets back to us with a "thumbs" sign.

 

It sounds like Snakes On a Plane with more boobies.

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I saw the Isreali war film Lebanon on Sat. It seemed like an version of Das Boot in a tank along with the subtitles.

 

The whole film is either inside the tank or viewed through the gunners sight.

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I caught the first 20 minutes of Sukiyaki Western Django the other night.

 

Japan produces an homage to the Spaghetti Western.

 

Yes, it was bad.

 

Not surprised.

 

I'm really cynical about a lot of things that come out of that country.

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Wall Street 2 - Very meh.

Not as bad as it could've been, but not particularly good in any way either.

 

Wait for DVD if you're keen or just don't bother.

 

Just downloaded 9th Company, dear krishna what a pile of shit.

Imagine Full Metal Jacket directed by Michael Bay and the Pearl Harbour/Armageddon team...

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The Kids Are Alright. The children in the movie are alright but that is about it. The reviews made it look like an unorthodox family comedy. In reality the movie is just misandric polemics by a lesbian director. Since nobody here is likely to waste 2 hours viewing the garbage I will post the spoiler. The character portrayed by Mark Ruffalo is mumbling bonehead who is aggressively pursued by the character portrayed by Julianne Moore. After he submits (seduced) she is made to look like the victim. :angry2: :rolleyes: Forget it.

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Just downloaded 9th Company, dear krishna what a pile of shit.

Imagine Full Metal Jacket directed by Michael Bay and the Pearl Harbour/Armageddon team...

 

Hey, I liked it for the hardware. Don't get to see Rooshian stuff in movies very often unless they're vismods.

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Just downloaded 9th Company, dear krishna what a pile of shit.

Imagine Full Metal Jacket directed by Michael Bay and the Pearl Harbour/Armageddon team...

 

You say that like its a bad thing... :lol:

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I pride myself in having a "strong stomach."

 

So, here I am, sitting in the living room, with the TV on. There is a movie titled "You've got mail" about two persons emailing each other.

 

Did I say I have a strong stomach?

 

Good gawd, I want to apply clorox on my brain, and stab my eyes with a hot knife.

 

Gawd please oh gawd no oh please gawd have mercy on me....

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I pride myself in having a "strong stomach."

 

So, here I am, sitting in the living room, with the TV on. There is a movie titled "You've got mail" about two persons emailing each other.

 

Did I say I have a strong stomach?

 

Good gawd, I want to apply clorox on my brain, and stab my eyes with a hot knife.

 

Gawd please oh gawd no oh please gawd have mercy on me....

 

No mercy from me, in fact, you deserve a double F.U. for posting that video of Steven Segal singing, so just what kind of karmic justice did you expect?!

 

This is just God's way of nailing your punk ass to the floorboards for subjecting the rest of us to your Segal Seranade. Stand it like a man and whine no more!! :angry2:

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No mercy from me, in fact, you deserve a double F.U. for posting that video of Steven Segal singing, so just what kind of karmic justice did you expect?!

 

This is just God's way of nailing your punk ass to the floorboards for subjecting the rest of us to your Segal Seranade. Stand it like a man and whine no more!! :angry2:

 

I found that Segal vid creepy. Pedophile creepy that is.

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You say that like its a bad thing... :lol:

 

If I could find a way to cram the 1.36gb back up my internet cable and get my money back, I would do it.

 

Even the copious boobage couldn't save it.

(BTW Is it just me or was that 'Snow White' chick retarded and being taken advantage of by the soldiers?)

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If I could find a way to cram the 1.36gb back up my internet cable and get my money back, I would do it.

Even the copious boobage couldn't save it.

(BTW Is it just me or was that 'Snow White' chick retarded and being taken advantage of by the soldiers?)

 

We shall see.

 

Russian hardware - check

 

Copious boobage - check

 

Was that a torrent? Linky please?

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I pride myself in having a "strong stomach."

 

So, here I am, sitting in the living room, with the TV on. There is a movie titled "You've got mail" about two persons emailing each other.

 

Did I say I have a strong stomach?

 

Good gawd, I want to apply clorox on my brain, and stab my eyes with a hot knife.

 

Gawd please oh gawd no oh please gawd have mercy on me....

 

 

You applied the wrong tools to a problem, that a "get laid out" movie. You watch in exchange to getting laid out later.

 

 

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You applied the wrong tools to a problem, that a "get laid out" movie. You watch in exchange to getting laid out later.

 

I decided to watch that Rambo .50-cal bloodfest clip again to remove any memory of that dial-up AOL-Starbucks crap film fest.

 

:mellow:

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