Ivanhoe Posted September 20, 2014 Author Share Posted September 20, 2014 So apparently Australia is the first to be colonized; http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2763283/Where-did-green-alien-eggs-come-Scientists-baffled-UFOs-Unidentified-Floating-Objects-washed-Sydney-beach.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 So apparently Australia is the first to be colonized; http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2763283/Where-did-green-alien-eggs-come-Scientists-baffled-UFOs-Unidentified-Floating-Objects-washed-Sydney-beach.html http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tribble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stargrunt6 Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 (edited) So apparently Australia is the first to be colonized; http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2763283/Where-did-green-alien-eggs-come-Scientists-baffled-UFOs-Unidentified-Floating-Objects-washed-Sydney-beach.html http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tribble http://i40.tinypic.com/rud1fb.jpg Edited September 20, 2014 by Stargrunt6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X-Files Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 $20 sez the University President will be a bald guy in a wheelchairhttp://www.pressofatlanticcity.com/news/breaking/would-be-revel-buyer-wants-university-at-site/article_454e3006-3f57-11e4-b29e-8ff3afe7230e.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Steele Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 So apparently Australia is the first to be colonized; http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2763283/Where-did-green-alien-eggs-come-Scientists-baffled-UFOs-Unidentified-Floating-Objects-washed-Sydney-beach.htmlWell the things is the Sky are not the NZ Air Force.... They did away with them long ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivanhoe Posted September 20, 2014 Author Share Posted September 20, 2014 $20 sez the University President will be a bald guy in a wheelchairhttp://www.pressofatlanticcity.com/news/breaking/would-be-revel-buyer-wants-university-at-site/article_454e3006-3f57-11e4-b29e-8ff3afe7230e.html Umm, I think this gent is more likely; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X-Files Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 Anomabo residents defecate along beaches to pacify godshttp://www.ghanaweb.com/GhanaHomePage/regional/artikel.php?ID=326597# Cthulhu amused, Fishmen discuss going on strike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mnm Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Those may be some shitty gods but I loved the delicate use of English in the article. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stargrunt6 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 (edited) Remember that skit on Chappelle Show about the first "shit-in?" Edited September 22, 2014 by Stargrunt6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr King Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Hipsters are freaking out because rumors are flying that Pabst Blue Ribbon is moving to Russia, its not of course. The thing that makes this a weird story is who would of thought they would see the day when Pabst was bought for over half a billion dollars. The Russians are definitely not coming for Pabst (Red, White &) Blue Ribbon.That’s the urgent message from the new proprietor of the 170-year-old Milwaukee beer brand, in case you’ve been following the slew of recent sensational headlines.Panic broke out this week across America — from hipster bars in Brooklyn to living-room sofas in Denver — when it was revealed that Pabst has been purchased for more than $700 million by a firm called Oasis Beverages.Scant info was available about Oasis in the announcement, but the company’s Web site notes that it operates breweries in Moscow, Kazakhstan and Belarus.With little else to go on, news outlets ran with the connection: “Pabst Blue Ribbon is Defecting to Russia,” the Huffington Post warned, while the Daily Beast said Pabst “will now take orders from Russia.”But Oasis, whose site indicates it is based in Cyprus, “will be strictly a passive investor with a minority stake” in Pabst, alongside minority holder TSG Consumer Partners, a New York private-equity firm, a source close to the situation said.The more precise truth, according to people close to the deal, is that majority ownership and control of Pabst is going not to Oasis but to its chairman, an American beer entrepreneur named Eugene Kashper.According to a written statement this week, Kashper will become CEO of Pabst, which will keep its corporate headquarters in Los Angeles.“Pabst Blue Ribbon is the quintessential American brand — it represents individualism, egalitarianism, and freedom of expression — all the things that make this country great,” Kashper said in the statement.Reached by The Post on Friday afternoon, Kashper declined to discuss specifics of the Pabst deal, including how ownership of the iconic US brand will be structured. Sources said details are still being finalized. http://nypost.com/2014/09/20/pabst-not-moving-to-russia/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X-Files Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 (edited) "Too Weird" Alrighty then. Edited September 26, 2014 by X-Files Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Uhhhhhh. What. The. F@#$. I got this US Airways ad tying in with breast cancer jihad month. But this was the pic they used for the campaign?!? Can dudes even get breast cancer? "It rubs the lotion into its skin, or else it flies in coach again..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toysoldier Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Can dudes even get breast cancer? "It rubs the lotion into its skin, or else it flies in coach again..." Estrogen therapy can do that to you. And once i was told by a gay man, back in Cuba, that it is actually quite the badge of honor for transgendered people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 breast cancer jihad month. Nice one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bojan Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 ...Can dudes even get breast cancer? Yes. Rare but happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr King Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X-Files Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 A man has said he had a poo in a council office because he was being discriminated against for being a dwarf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X-Files Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Woman commits suicide by crocodile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X-Files Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Grease firehttp://www.nbc12.com/story/26737161/crews-battle-fire-at-henrico-crematory-off-mechanicsville-turnpike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky Davis Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2014/10/09/gender-inclusive-school-district-says-drop-boys-and-girls-call-kids-purple/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiloMorai Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2014/10/09/gender-inclusive-school-district-says-drop-boys-and-girls-call-kids-purple/ So now they only need one bathroom for the kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyingCanOpener Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/spain/11154107/Dwarf-stripper-gets-bride-pregnant-on-her-hen-night.html Dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her hen nightSpanish woman admits she slept with a dwarf stripper on her hen night after giving birth to a baby with dwarfism By Fiona Govan, Madrid2:44PM BST 10 Oct 2014 A Spanish woman has been forced to confess to cheating on her husband-to-be on her hen night with a dwarf stripper after she gave birth to a baby with dwarfism. Her husband believed the baby was his and that it had been conceived during the honeymoon but his wife confessed to the infidelity after he repeatedly questioned doctors as to how the baby could have been born with dwarfism. The woman has not been named, but according to local reports she felt compelled to tell her husband after questions were raised by friends who had accompanied her on the hen night, which took place at the beginning of the year. Spanish website LasCincoDelDia, which broke the news, said: “Neither her closest female friends or her family knew she had sex with the midget stripper but once she had her son in her arms, she broke down and confessed what had happened. "As you can imagine no-one that sleeps with a stripper at her hen night broadcasts it or at least they try to take their secret to the grave. "But the protagonist of this episode had no choice but to confess and could never have pretended the boy was her husband’s because of a little problem - the child was born with dwarfism." It is not unusual for dwarfs to be hired as entertainers at hen and stag parties in Spain and several websites offer the services of "miniboys" as they are known in Spain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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