A2Keltainen Posted June 4, 2007 Posted June 4, 2007 Absolutely brilliant... a new slant on Monty Python.... should be the new theme song for Tanknet... Star Trek Meets Monty Python
A2Keltainen Posted June 4, 2007 Posted June 4, 2007 The ultimate martial arts fight scene: Yoga master vs kung-fu thug http://www.vidmax.com/index.php/videos/view/1173 Ninja action from the Turkish movie Son Savascisi: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjuCOqkcSlY In addition to the action itself, the soundmix quality is incredible, and makes you realize what all those $1 million super THX systems were made for playing.
A2Keltainen Posted June 4, 2007 Posted June 4, 2007 Top secret Turkish special forces training video:
Noble713 Posted June 4, 2007 Posted June 4, 2007 Sarah Silverman blasts Paris Hilton at the MTV awards... with Paris right there
Ssnake Posted June 4, 2007 Posted June 4, 2007 Inept . Is it the hairdo? The cap? The ingredients? The handling of them? The spartanic studio? The elevator music?Or the combination of all? OMG, I still can hardly breathe.
Zaraguina Posted June 5, 2007 Posted June 5, 2007 (edited) Take a chair, you will fall on the ground ! Edited June 5, 2007 by Zaraguina
Jim Martin Posted June 5, 2007 Posted June 5, 2007 Inept . Is it the hairdo? The cap? The ingredients? The handling of them? The spartanic studio? The elevator music?Or the combination of all? OMG, I still can hardly breathe. Is this from the Bad Old Days? Had the regular host been sent off for re-education and they just grabbed some schmuck from the stage crew and told him he's a cooking expert today?
Ssnake Posted June 5, 2007 Posted June 5, 2007 I managed to find out more. Yes, it wasa) from the Bad Old Days meant for realc) aired on TV However, it wasn't part of the regular scheduled program but was only shown at year's end in some sort of a blooper show.Then again, even if everything had gone according to plan (open the mixer before the milk bag, upening the egg without spillage) it would've been a horrible show. I mean, what the f*ck?Milk and egg and ... mushrooms (?) from a glass into a mixer, then what? An omelette?What was that for a kind of receipe - cooking 101 for autistic grass widowers? But it's a good reminder about the less obnoxious things in socialist life why the whole ideology deserves to be hated. And I'm not even talking about mass starvation and the GuLAGs.
Noble713 Posted June 8, 2007 Posted June 8, 2007 Iraqi Party Don't forget to tip the dancers. Nevermind that they look 14-16yo. The guy who posted says its from Sep. 2002, so it was before things went to shit and the religious fundies ruined everyone's fun. About 2/3rds of the way through the one in the blue top starts windmilling* like a true metalhead, while simultaneously "sidestepping" on her knees across the carpet. Skillz. \m/ \m/ *There's a wiki article (that I can't remember the title of) where it is called something else, a name that I found rather peculiar. I've always called it windmilling.....
Yish Posted June 8, 2007 Posted June 8, 2007 An amazing nature video. Three way battle between buffalos, crocodiles and lions, with a surprise ending.
Corinthian Posted June 8, 2007 Posted June 8, 2007 An amazing nature video. Three way battle between buffalos, crocodiles and lions, with a surprise ending. Awesome. Cape Buffalo are among the fiercest creatures in Africa. Adults are known to kill lions by either goring them with their horns or by a single or series of kicks. However, there's a pride of aggressive lions in SA that are known to be able to go up against adult Cape Buffalo. Ordinarily, lions do not mess with adult Cape Buffalo.
savantu Posted June 10, 2007 Posted June 10, 2007 Is there a problem with the educational system in the US ? Not everyone goes to the Ivy league , but the rest can't be so low...
Michael Eastes Posted June 10, 2007 Posted June 10, 2007 Is there a problem with the educational system in the US ? Not everyone goes to the Ivy league , but the rest can't be so low... Yes, there are big problems with the educational system of the US. No, we aren't all that dumb. I'm sure they also interviewed people who did have at least a few clues, but they didn't get on the show.
Jim Martin Posted June 10, 2007 Posted June 10, 2007 Note the other videos posted by that Youtube user. Think he's got a hardon for Americans?
A2Keltainen Posted June 12, 2007 Posted June 12, 2007 One of my favorite segments from The Simpsons; "Worker and Parasite": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgabBIVoXPc
A2Keltainen Posted June 17, 2007 Posted June 17, 2007 Shot Hmmm... that red Klingon flag to the left somehow reminds me of something... It seems violent and evil creatures have similar taste in flags and symbols regardless of where they live in the universe.
ShotMagnet Posted June 17, 2007 Posted June 17, 2007 Don't be silly, Klingons have much more sense than to 'embrace the proletariat dialectical'. Plus, Stalin would have lasted maybe eight seconds if he were a Klingon. Shot
Brasidas Posted June 17, 2007 Posted June 17, 2007 Is there a problem with the educational system in the US ? Not everyone goes to the Ivy league , but the rest can't be so low... Reinforcing stereotypes would preclude showing the Americans who got the answers correct savantu. Or do you truly believe none of them got any of the answers correct and all are as ignorant as the man on the street bit portrays?
A2Keltainen Posted June 17, 2007 Posted June 17, 2007 Don't be silly, Klingons have much more sense than to 'embrace the proletariat dialectical'. Plus, Stalin would have lasted maybe eight seconds if he were a Klingon. I was thinking of The Other Flag from that period: I myself, meanwhile, after innumerable attempts, had laid down a final form; a flag with a red background, a white disk, and a black swastika in the middle. After long trials I also found a definite proportion between the size of the flag and the size of the white disk, as well as the shape and thickness of the swastika. And this remained final. Quote from a book by some Austrian dude who had a sort of, well he went a little funny in the head. You know. Just a little... funny. And uh, he went and did a silly thing. Here is a picture of the flag in question: http://www.crwflags.com/fotw/images/d/de-1933.gif The Austrian dude was a bad, bad man who did some bad, bad things, but on the other hand, I can't help but praise him for the design he did for his own personal standard: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/comm...dolf_Hitler.jpg Now, that's a sharp (and Roman...) looking standard.
A2Keltainen Posted June 17, 2007 Posted June 17, 2007 NSFW Theory of evolution presented by Mrs. Garrison in South Park: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FvlO5KLpUU
A2Keltainen Posted June 19, 2007 Posted June 19, 2007 Al Qaeda Also Fed Up With Ground Zero Construction Delays: http://www.theonion.com/content/video/al_q..._up_with_ground In The Know: Our Troops In Iraq: http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_t..._troops_in_iraq Liechtenstein Successfully Tests Teeny Tiny Nuclear Bomb: http://www.theonion.com/content/video/liec...cessfully_tests In The Know: The U.S. Moat: http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_t...ow_the_u_s_moat
Junior FO Posted June 20, 2007 Posted June 20, 2007 (edited) ... Edited September 19, 2024 by Junior FO
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