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The ultimate martial arts fight scene: Yoga master vs kung-fu thug

 

http://www.vidmax.com/index.php/videos/view/1173

 

Ninja action from the Turkish movie Son Savascisi:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjuCOqkcSlY

 

In addition to the action itself, the soundmix quality is incredible, and makes you realize what all those $1 million super THX systems were made for playing. :D

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Is it the hairdo? The cap? The ingredients? The handling of them? The spartanic studio? The elevator music?

Or the combination of all?

 

OMG, I still can hardly breathe. :lol:

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Inept
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Is it the hairdo? The cap? The ingredients? The handling of them? The spartanic studio? The elevator music?

Or the combination of all?

 

OMG, I still can hardly breathe. :lol:

 

Is this from the Bad Old Days? Had the regular host been sent off for re-education and they just grabbed some schmuck from the stage crew and told him he's a cooking expert today?

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I managed to find out more. Yes, it was

a) from the Bad Old Days

B) meant for real

c) aired on TV

 

However, it wasn't part of the regular scheduled program but was only shown at year's end in some sort of a blooper show.

Then again, even if everything had gone according to plan (open the mixer before the milk bag, upening the egg without spillage) it would've been a horrible show. I mean, what the f*ck?

Milk and egg and ... mushrooms (?) from a glass into a mixer, then what? An omelette?

What was that for a kind of receipe - cooking 101 for autistic grass widowers?

 

But it's a good reminder about the less obnoxious things in socialist life why the whole ideology deserves to be hated. And I'm not even talking about mass starvation and the GuLAGs.

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Iraqi Party

 

Don't forget to tip the dancers. Nevermind that they look 14-16yo. The guy who posted says its from Sep. 2002, so it was before things went to shit and the religious fundies ruined everyone's fun. About 2/3rds of the way through the one in the blue top starts windmilling* like a true metalhead, while simultaneously "sidestepping" on her knees across the carpet. Skillz. \m/ :angry: \m/

 

 

*There's a wiki article (that I can't remember the title of) where it is called something else, a name that I found rather peculiar. I've always called it windmilling.....

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An amazing nature video. Three way battle between buffalos, crocodiles and lions, with a surprise ending.

 

Awesome. Cape Buffalo are among the fiercest creatures in Africa. Adults are known to kill lions by either goring them with their horns or by a single or series of kicks. However, there's a pride of aggressive lions in SA that are known to be able to go up against adult Cape Buffalo. Ordinarily, lions do not mess with adult Cape Buffalo.

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Is there a problem with the educational system in the US ? Not everyone goes to the Ivy league , but the rest can't be so low...

 

Yes, there are big problems with the educational system of the US. No, we aren't all that dumb. I'm sure they also interviewed people who did have at least a few clues, but they didn't get on the show.

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Is there a problem with the educational system in the US ? Not everyone goes to the Ivy league , but the rest can't be so low...

 

Reinforcing stereotypes would preclude showing the Americans who got the answers correct savantu. Or do you truly believe none of them got any of the answers correct and all are as ignorant as the man on the street bit portrays?

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Don't be silly, Klingons have much more sense than to 'embrace the proletariat dialectical'. Plus, Stalin would have lasted maybe eight seconds if he were a Klingon.

 

I was thinking of The Other Flag from that period:

 

I myself, meanwhile, after innumerable attempts, had laid down a final form; a flag with a red background, a white disk, and a black swastika in the middle. After long trials I also found a definite proportion between the size of the flag and the size of the white disk, as well as the shape and thickness of the swastika. And this remained final.

 

Quote from a book by some Austrian dude who had a sort of, well he went a little funny in the head. You know. Just a little... funny. And uh, he went and did a silly thing. Here is a picture of the flag in question:

 

http://www.crwflags.com/fotw/images/d/de-1933.gif

 

The Austrian dude was a bad, bad man who did some bad, bad things, but on the other hand, I can't help but praise him for the design he did for his own personal standard:

 

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/comm...dolf_Hitler.jpg

 

Now, that's a sharp (and Roman...) looking standard.

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Al Qaeda Also Fed Up With Ground Zero Construction Delays:

 

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/al_q..._up_with_ground

 

In The Know: Our Troops In Iraq:

 

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_t..._troops_in_iraq

 

Liechtenstein Successfully Tests Teeny Tiny Nuclear Bomb:

 

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/liec...cessfully_tests

 

In The Know: The U.S. Moat:

 

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_t...ow_the_u_s_moat

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