How we survived the height of the Cold War is beyond me. At any time we could have a catastrophic own-goal, let alone an accidental full-scale shootin' match. I mean, hell, this was up the road in Goldsboro, NC. Hard to to tell the difference of the "Oops, sorry to 4 megaton your bucolic Murrican town!" and an episode of the "Young Ones". Any aliens zipping through the universe come across Earth and Dad hits the spaceship lock and says, "Roll 'em up kids!"