Starmer has a Waifu problem:
https://hotair.com/tree-hugging-sister/2026/01/19/two-tier-keri-has-a-problem-called-waifu-amelia-and-it-is-screamingly-funny-n3811000
There's an independent, subversive, England-loving, purple-haired Goth girl taking online, disgruntled Brits by storm, and it's got the Labour government's knickers all in a twist.
Her name is Waifu Amelia
Her fictional backstory is that she's a schoolgirl who deeply loves British flags and culture. Wild child that she looks, Amelia is immensely proud of her country and has a real problem with the state of the United Kingdom as it stands today.
She sees the hordes of immigrants being allowed to pour into the country not as an asset but as an invasion. Amelia resents that any public manifestation of British pride is immediately quashed by a nascent, tyrannical government now preying on its citizens, while indulging and encouraging the worst in the newcomers flooding into the tiny island. The problem with Amelia, according to school officials, is her outspoken and unfiltered views that all of this is wrong.
This fictional teenager has inspired everything from sweetly patriotic anime cartoons, with menacing Big Brother overtones from school teachers...